Yeah, I’ll grant that.

I'm a firm believer in retrocession first, statehood second.

Alexandria had its chance to be part of DC, and turned its back on us.

"Paper, plastic, or propynyl?"

"The men in black are striking again."

"I just see a hedgerow!"

"Exactly."

Single seat? I bet Southwest can pack ten people into it.

Which, at times, seems like the main reason I stay.

Anyone checking my e-mail will see Amazon just delivered my 'Stainless Steel Collar...' order. Those ellipses are very critical here, as they elide the word 'Stays,' as in collar stays for dress shirts. Context is critical.

Fed wrangling or fan wrangling isn't much of a choice.

And at the same time build ships like HMS "Fuck Yourself Up," a.k.a. Hood.

"Steak and Shake" is also a good definition of mad cow disease.

That was one heavy bird.

Yes, because a character whose sole defining characteristic is a double-bladed light saber is clearly a strong enough character to support a series.

Just go with 'only team to play home games a mile above sea level.' I think that works, now that the Everest Echidnas have succumbed to altitude sickness.

We won World War I, and nothing bad happened, right?

Sadly, no candle placing mechanism.

Rum and the lash, but not that second thing, oh no, not in this military.

Well, it's not like there's any history of disease impacting military operations, right?

Once there were two brothers. One ran away to sea; the other was elected Vice President of the United States. And nothing was heard of either of them again. - Marshall

[I]sn't worth a pitcher of warm piss. - Garner

The most insignificant office. - Adams

[U]seful as a cow's fifth teat. - Truman

That's a good crop o' monkey heads you got there. Gonna be great for those Indiana Jones-themed dinners.

Dingo Day Care.

Yeah, it's generally a good show but you can zone out for the PSAs.

IOC headquarters after the breakup.

Better to know how many are done than how many to come.

‘Your heart will bear 1.89 billion times.’

Beer at 0900? Fine. Donuts at 2300? Yup.

We’ve been dissolving bodies in turpentine all day.

Mountain tentacles or tongues, your call.

I swiped right on La Belle Dame sans Merci and all my grass died.

Makes sense; I'd be desperate enough to go to the ER if I was playing Life.

We evolved teeth for just this purpose.