The Democrats just keep staying for the kids, even tho the kids would be better if they just f***** off.

I fucking knew it.

Yea, it is crap news. They also say in the article that Epstein killed himself. Thanks for pointing out another untrustworthy news source 👍

I hate Putin and Trump, but I hurt my shoulder shampooing my hair today so this means nothing to me.

If anyone needs a burst of happiness in these times might I suggest recovering from the stomach flu.... It's life changing really.

I mean, honestly enough science to come up with something that doesn't make me PTSD inducing sick for months would be nice. But then again.... SCIENCE BAD!

I've graduated from my parents method of hiding when a sales person comes to the door to lying to them that I rent the home I have owned for ten years 👍

Curious if you mind sharing what lights you use and if you have been satisfied with them?

I just saw a librarian say shit! Wild stuff.

One of those "pump yourself up with "3 is a magic number" in the library parking lot before studying for 3 hours" kinda days. 👍🫠👍

I'm trying to remember if that was the place that had the purple velvet bag that you could take a little prize out of or if that was Shoneys?

Smoking or non-smoking section?

Excited to be done with class and in the garden, but I'm gonna miss being taught A&P by someone who sounds like Harry Dunne from Dumb and Dumber. If I could make sure all my professors sounded like people from movies and shows I think I wouldn't have to study so hard. What's that method called?

Do I like a mirror across the room from me when I poop? No. Does it ground me and remind me that I'm just a transport bag of meat dropping off some discarded material? Yes.

I'm all about education for everyone, but if one of you mofos tell my daughters they are called "macarons" instead of "candy hamburgers" ....ya done

I told myself I'm gonna be way more understanding with my kids than my parents were.....but only under life threatening circumstances will my children be allowed in a helicopter before the age of 18. And If I could file motion to make it a life long ban I would.

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Oh no, the "softening the blow instead of denying" part.

10/10 pooping song

Disappointed I had to go to the Christian cafe to study today but the way too loud music is an acoustic "Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground right now and if there is a god they gave that to me.

Yea, even with consent, getting off on abusing women is a little off putting .... Now that I've said this I feel an executive order coming.

I was going to check the news but my husband put on an episode of Superjail and I'm pretty sure I'll be equally informed so I'm choosing the more visually stimulating option.

On that note, if you are looking for a fun date night, go somewhere where you can watch old episodes of Unsolved Mysteries at the bar with no sound, and work together to make up the story of what's going on 👍👍👍

It's nice to know that if I ever forget the impact a parent has on their child, I can go to a restaurant that's playing old episodes of Unsolved Mysteries and channel the fear I felt as a child when my step father watched that show and I was like......what ......they are still out there?!

I SAY GOOD DAY!

It's not the millions of books, private study rooms, warm, dry safe haven in any weather. It's not the exposure to all lifestyles in all forms of media, or the quiet peacefulness to gather my thoughts. It's not the soft spoken kids librarians.............it's the classical music while I drop a duke.

I hope a trend starts where we take a picture of the defunded group we donate our "dividend" checks to. I'm personally going with the "in utero sex change, dolly parton banned books for kids , abortion coupon" club.

I just think if we all agreed to use Arial instead of Times New Roman there would be no harshing of our daily buzz.

I'm at the stage of parenting where the kid cries because you shut the door to poop, and then they cry more when you let them in cause your poop stinks.

Can confirm this to be true for every coconut curry I've ever made. Long story short, looks similar before and after.