I'm disappointing like three different dating apps worth of women right now

I am a shallow pig.

Homosexuality is a SIN...

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...FULLY good time!

Just a whole fucking 2 seasons of me just hiding in my apartment trying to drop 15lbs before summer. Sounds great right?

I hope Sting doesn’t mind that I sing his songs an octave higher

[Mouth full of dry boxed stuffing mix]
Wanna make out?

(politely offers a warm bra Starburst)

Condemning atrocities by Hamas doesn't make you islamaphobic.

Condemning atrocities by the Israeli Government doesn't make you antisemitic.

Condemning the killing of innocent civilians makes you a humanitarian.

When did we lose our humanity?

I’m not a content creator, but I do creatively content myself. 🤔

I got upset about someone who seems very fake to me. Then I realized how much energy I was wasting. Being upset by someone else's hollow existence is a complete waste of my emotions.

You know who I love? The people who are out there pouring out their real hearts and showing everyone their real scars out here and not showing us a fake version of themselves.

Picking up some radio signals.

Ah yes my head is full of shadows and demons must be that time of the month.

Constable Odo from DS9, who frankly should have been removed with the Federation rolled in, saying 'I don't allow... Whatever this is, on the prominade. As an aside: if the Wormhole was so important to the Alpha Quadrant, why did the Federation never Soft Power several Starbases and oops all Federation Ships to just happen to hold that chokepoint?

Just posting this to remind Mark Zuckerberg that I do not consent to him using any part of my Facebook post for his own gain.

Copy and post if you also want Mark Zuckerberg to know that you do not consent.

Just kidding. Leave that crap on Facebook.

Yes

Gardening noods.

Sometimes I just really love how these turn out. These are grey scaled comics from the 1950s 1960s and they really come to life with color.

That fear is real af.

I talk a lot of shit for someone who still gets anxiety when stepping on an escalator

I’m dressing up as Belinda Carlisle for Halloween. The rest of the year I just do it cuz I really wish I was Belinda Carlisle.

Who called it a "horse whisperer" instead of a "neigh sayer"?