Jay is so fucking dreamy

🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

I feel like I’m in an open world rpg and you two have a VERY important/hot quest for me.

Omg why?

Much better!

Coolest name is Ulaanbataar

I’d like to put your object in my object

Cremo has an amazing beard wash/conditioner that smells like Palo Santo. It has really changed my beard game.

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She’s taking lots of vitamins

How dare you

As a southern boy, I feel it necessary to point out that I was merely waiting for the biscuits to bake. I was certainly not waiting for someone else’s biscuits. ;)

True, we need all the bargain tops we can afford ;)

You get what you pay for. Lol

Sorry, I know yall like visual aids. Here’s me waiting for biscuits.

Went for a walk, scrubbed the shower down, scrubbed my shrinking body down, pumiced my feet, cutemole’ed my feet, jerked off, baking biscuits. Not even noon. Very, very unlike me. :)

I do not think that you do 😈

Fuuuuuuuuh

👋🏼

Fuckin stunning

Lush!

Yes. Yes.

GotDAM

Stunning at any size!

Gurl same. Like no hate, it’s just not my thing.

Love a good shower

Post a banger that isn’t in English.

I could do a million different art songs or arias, but I’d rather Rafaella. Caliente. This video WILL turn you homosexual. Or at least light in your loafers.

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Night Court?

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We love you Gamera!!

👅👅👅👅

Such an achievement! Someday you’ll be all knits from head to toe. ;)