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Posts by Cresente πŸ₯

Screenshot of the author’s Bluesky timeline but nothing is there.

Screenshot of the author’s Bluesky timeline but nothing is there.

Moksha

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Bunnies in a raft pull up next to a spaceship capsule, which has just splashed down and is floating in the open sea. Visible in the capsule, two bunnies wave at the ones in the boat.

Bunnies in a raft pull up next to a spaceship capsule, which has just splashed down and is floating in the open sea. Visible in the capsule, two bunnies wave at the ones in the boat.

Daily bunny no.3285 made it home safely

1 week ago 17992 4660 64 49

Artemis II splashing down exactly when predicted, to the minute, after traveling like 700,000 miles is why we need dedicated bus lanes tbqh.

1 week ago 352 65 8 1

I'm looking at the LA28 ticket prices and you know what, I think I'll just volunteer at the games.

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0
photograph of Sadie, my calico cat, investigating a SunFire V440 server with the lid off

photograph of Sadie, my calico cat, investigating a SunFire V440 server with the lid off

photograph of Sadie, my calico cat, investigating a SunFire V440 server with the lid off

photograph of Sadie, my calico cat, investigating a SunFire V440 server with the lid off

she is NOT taking appropriate precautions to prevent electrostatic discharge!!

3 weeks ago 109 12 8 0

2006 internet: RSS feeds, forums, communities of hobby blogs, where people post about interior design, fashion, and music for free

2026 internet: sponsored content, paid partnership, buy my merch, try my supplements, invest in my crypto, click link in bio to unlock the secrets of life for $30

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Big iced tea matchup on Friday

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Tweet: Breaking: the pentagon is trying to get more than $200 billion from congress for the Iran war.

Tweet: Breaking: the pentagon is trying to get more than $200 billion from congress for the Iran war.

That’s 82 years of Amtrak funding, but we don’t have money for trains!

1 month ago 175 41 3 0

The Hughes bros, Megan Keller, and Hilary Knight on SNL with Connor Storrie

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Give the gift of the D before opening day 5.8.2026!

https://shop.metro.net/products/ride-the-d-heavyweight-t-shirt

Give the gift of the D before opening day 5.8.2026! https://shop.metro.net/products/ride-the-d-heavyweight-t-shirt

bro

1 month ago 90 21 4 8
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ssh is an obscure but widely-deployed command. It stands for Secure Snake Home and was made in the 90s to securely play snake online

I made a massively multiplayer backend for it with support for thousands of concurrent snake players

ssh snakes.run to join!

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This is Princess. She and her human work hard every day collecting trash at an apartment building. It is an often thankless job, but one kind resident thought the pair should know how much they are appreciated, and that Princess should get a uniform too. 13/10 for all (TT: oliviaolp)

2 months ago 7074 813 112 58
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The sidewalks in downtown LA right now

2 months ago 3 0 0 0

That's fucking right, go Team USA

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image is of a program window within Mac OS 6 of MacPaint. The drawing within the program is a pixelated 1bit rendering of Ethel Cain on a black background with her looking over her shoulder, arm bent and hand resting on her head with her fair flowing toward the right of the composition.

image is of a program window within Mac OS 6 of MacPaint. The drawing within the program is a pixelated 1bit rendering of Ethel Cain on a black background with her looking over her shoulder, arm bent and hand resting on her head with her fair flowing toward the right of the composition.

I drew Ethel Cain in MacPaint from 1984 with a 25 year old mouse

2 months ago 2168 423 32 10

Descaled my kettle for the first time and I bet that felt really good for the kettle.

2 months ago 1 1 0 0

Oh just felt and earthquake!

3 months ago 2 0 0 0
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teleprinter keyboard with β€œwho are you” key, β€œhere is” key, β€œrun MSG” key

teleprinter keyboard with β€œwho are you” key, β€œhere is” key, β€œrun MSG” key

obsessed with this teleprinter keyboard that has a β€œWho Are You” key

3 months ago 529 114 21 13
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oh it's going to be a Recession recession

3 months ago 16844 3417 327 473
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The Danish minister of foreign affairs Lars LΓΈkke Rasmussen needed a cigarette after meeting JD Vance about Greenland. Who could blame him

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3 months ago 13777 2598 98 81

What did I just wake up to today? This Millennial is tired πŸ˜”

3 months ago 3 0 0 0

The Cottage πŸ₯Ί

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Some of these redactions are almost like modern art

4 months ago 16087 2616 421 492

19. Never used a waterbed.

4 months ago 2 0 0 0

Fingers crossed! Although I’m laughing at the possibility someone out there finds a second fortune in theirs πŸ˜‚

4 months ago 1 0 0 0

My fortune cookie did not have a fortune in it 😳

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Was pleased to find out Panda Express (at least the one near work) brought back eggplant & tofu

4 months ago 2 0 0 0
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Warner Bros. Gets Mostly Cash Netflix Offer in New Round of Bids Warner Bros. Discovery Inc. was fielding a second round of bids on Monday, including a mostly cash offer from Netflix Inc., in an auction that could wrap up in the coming days or weeks, according to p...

Wait, wait.

Netflix is going to take on massive debt to purchase Warner Bros?

Like did you not see AOL, AT&T and Discovery all step on that exact same rake or were you just not paying attention?

4 months ago 679 199 48 25

incredible quote lol

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