Always wise to maintain good relationships with local militia. (Suspect that in the new place, I might actually be the local militia). Good luck sheriff x

Haha nice! It's probably nice and comfy with that squishy polyester lining x

Omg how have I only just found you on bluesky, would have been devastating to miss this kind of quality content xx

I've got a joke about Achilles but it's got one fatal flaw

Oh that is a veritable treasure trove! Sewing patterns for hoodies - I'm in! 😁