Sort the website out lads!

The FA is corrupt #passiton

Emergency jelly? @dan.thesquareball.net

Is Meslier not cutting his hair til scum win five as well?

@thesquareball.net we’ve got Sebastian Barnowl, we have had; Max capybara Wober, Rodolph (Santa’s no.1) Austin, Casper Sloth and I think Aaronsson was the yank badger? So how about a LUFC animal XI in the next international break?

Gonna be a big January now

This is how we have to start against Toon i.m.o.

. Perri
. Bogle Rodon Struijk Gudmondsson
. Bijol
. Stach
. Gnonto Piroe Okafor
. Nmecha

Dickheads

Gnonto looks up for it, trying a little too hard to get the final ball out though

Ampadu has definitely had throwing lessons off Perri

Promising….. ?

@thesquareball.net feel like you guys have forgotten this number, probably my fave of the kappa era

If I wanted to see penalties of this quality I’d watch the men’s team

Poor penalty, exactly the same as the one before

Boooo, thought James would have gone full panenka

Who needs depth perception anyway #warrior

Russo 🫠

Need to find that spark again

Can we sign Chloe Kelly?

Look much better without Carter on the pitch

COME ON LIONESSES, you got this

Won’t have a bad word said about this ref 😍

Feels like we are confusing a punk band doing politics and antisemitism a little bit here doesn’t it?

BBC website calling on this an outrage on the same page where it is seemingly condemning Israeli air strikes on a sea front cafe of journalists and residents seems double standards no?

Ps. Square ball player of the year without a CAP clause and based solely on average points is Harry Gray followed by Charlie Crew 😂

As for the same metric on TSB Player Ratings
@dan.thesquareball.net @michaeltsb.bsky.social @robconlon.bsky.social

Player of the year
(+0.6) James
(+0.5) Struijk & Tanaka

Worst player of the year
(-1.0) Wober
(-0.9) Bamford
(-0.6) Meslier & Guilavogui

#Ihavespreadsheetstoo

Worst player of the year using same metric

(-0.8) Guilavogui
(-0.7) Bamford
(-0.6) Aaronson & Piroe

It’s Friday and I’m bored so here are some YEP player rating stats ahead of the final game @joedonnohue.bsky.social @grahamsmyth.bsky.social

Player of the year (5+ caps, average weekly score against weekly team average)

(+0.5 on average above team score)
Rodon & James

(+0.4) Struijk & Firpo

And at Bramall Lane.

DF: "If there is anything to celebrate, I will be a fire beast. There will be much more than cake and coffee on the menu. Other drinks. I will be the first on the table." #lufc