a screenshot of a twitter post that reads "best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set" with an added photo of robby & abbot from the pitt
really living the dream of this silly post i saw on tumblr: @littlesystems.bsky.social and i have worked together in not one, not two, but THREE different jobs, holding hands in the accounting department.
I just know this is about nerd gummy clusters
![Comic. [Person talking to person with black hat.] PERSON 1: Historically, it refers to a ceremony to predict the weather using a rodent. But nowadays people often use it to mean “a time loop experienced by one person.” PERSON 2: …What. [caption] Easily our weirdest holiday.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreidknpywgj44ox6nphuyzs6si6lozn77jyx75nbh7v67wsjr6dssl4)
Comic. [Person talking to person with black hat.] PERSON 1: Historically, it refers to a ceremony to predict the weather using a rodent. But nowadays people often use it to mean “a time loop experienced by one person.” PERSON 2: …What. [caption] Easily our weirdest holiday.
Groundhog Day Meaning
xkcd.com/3202/
sorry but i just cannot see ilya rozanov as a like "safe sane consensual" kinda dude. that man isn't an experienced daddy dom, he's a fucked up bisexual disaster. and i desperately want more of that.
DC residents have been refusing to call that airport anything but National for almost thirty years, we certainly can refuse to call that arts center anything but the Kennedy Center for three
absolutely desperate for a 24-episode-season monster-of-the-week television show featuring flawed, messy characters. i also want it to be also absolutely rife with queer-baiting. sending a hope out into the universe 🙏
Illustrations from Japanese fireworks catalogues (ca. 1880s) — publicdomainreview.org/collection/japanese-fire... #newyearseve #fireworks
i cordially invite you to steal a piece of our house vernacular: Suffering from the Expectations™
do you know someone who sets themselves up for emotional failure for an event/experience/etc when they don't investigate what they want or communicate their own expectations?
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people are addicted to saying EST/PST/etc. when it's currently daylight savings. like bro, just say ET/PT! unless you're in a part of the country that doesn't observe daylight savings, drop the s or d out of your timezone, PLEASE
Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.
Mulder saying "Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government."
Mulder saying "If you die, you let them off the hook."
Messy underbrush with a couple of ramp plants and the stems of ostrich ferns. There are two absolutely tiny seedling ramps growing alongside the bigger ones
Two years ago I planted ramp bulbs in my garden, knowing that ramps are notoriously difficult to cultivate and they’re typically forage only. Last spring, they actually grew! And this year, not only did they regrow, but I have TWO wild-seeded baby ramps growing alongside them!
My painting TIDAL WETLANDS
some Office Advice™: work on your communication skills & learn how to advocate for yourself professionally. mostly because it's good to be able to articulate your needs, but partially bc it's embarrassing when your 40 y/o coworker won't advocate for themself in the lowest stakes situation possible.
dc cherry blossom miku... if you get it you get it!
Just spent 10 minutes staring intently with predator’s focus at a rustling pile of leaves, hoping to see a Creature™
a photo of a street art poster on a utility pole box that says sic semper tyrannis at the bottom. the image above it depicts the woman from the virginia state flag (spear, sword, tit out) standing on a blonde haired orange man. there's a fallen red hat off to the side.
spotted in virginia right outside of dc—happy ides of march, y'all!
…this is insane????
so, knowing next to nothing about either baldur's gate or dragon age, @littlesystems.bsky.social and i had a whole conversation where we were talking about emmrich and astarion like they were the same character
HOWLING
Signal Boost: All U.S. federal government websites are already archived by the End of Term Web Archive
Let people know, download your own copies.
Don't let this digital book burn continue.
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I am a former incarcerated firefighter. I served in a California fire camp from 2009 to 2012.
Misinformation is afire on the internet, so here are facts about the prison firefighter program, all in one place.
A thread.
I think I used it mostly around 2002-2005ish. Literally no one has ever heard of it so it’s like a fever dream
Holy shit I actually used this platform!! I consistently forget and re-remember the name of it, and myself and one irl friend of mine are literally the only people I’ve ever met who actually used it
(cautiously at the farmer's market) and would you say your cow is... you know... a friend of Louis Pasteur...?
Māori MPs briefly suspended the Aotearoa parliament’s attempts to reinterpret their founding treaty in the most bad ass use of the Haka I’ve ever seen.
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i like waking up with total confidence knowing i will not die in an underwater cave or in proximity to mt. everest. there's a lot about the future you cannot predict, but it's nice to definitively know those are ruled out
