Bet this guy is a quack doctor

Crazy that 14% of your sales occur on a single day (that too for a perishable product)

Puns & Roses

Would totally chat with sloppy mustard man. Sounds like he's had an interesting life.

I am increasingly convinced I am either not human, or that these captchas are no longer a way to verify if someone is human

50% of the time, my attempts are rejected. Like this one, which apparently is not what I typed (this is via Cloudflare)

Anyone human: what does this captcha actually read?

Patel M., Patel M, Patel M, et al. Antibiotic resistance in US hospitals: a systematic review and meta-analysis. Clin. Microbiol. Infect. 2020: 26(1)1-12

Sure AI hallucinated this reference, but look at it's confidence that Dr. M. Patel was involved!

Isn't the risk/reward part at least partially related to EU/Canadians moving away from American products? For example, if European SMBs move to local cloud providers, AWS can't sustain these growth rates.

How do they check if the consumer is worth over $800?

Can't believe there's alpha in being active on LinkedIn

MURDERBOT Official Trailer (2025) Alexander Skarsgård YouTube video by Rapid Trailer

I'm very very excited about the Murderbot TV series and (surprisingly) the trailer has done nothing to dampen my enthusiasm 😮

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQUL...

Is this why they are starting a beef with everyone?

Started watching season 2 of Invincible yesterday.

*logging into facebook today.
Feed:

Where have you gone, Hari Seldon, a nation turns its lonely eyes to you?

Cops should clarify whether they stole butter or ghee

ice-t’s birth name is lipton.

When I see someone with NSFW in their bio I assume they're organizing labor and starting a union.

Strongly relate to the first panel

Honestly, I would respect potato-boss a lot more than regular boss

Very clever messaging

Do Egyptians who break their back go to a Cairopractor?

*chef's kiss

Today, thanks to an upcoming organizational change, learned that the French for COO is, “chef de l’exploitation.” No notes.

Whenever I stay in a rental flat I check to see if the previous guests have logged out of Netflix. If they haven't, I'll start watching stuff, deleting things from their watch list and generally messing with their recommendations.

Male dance instructors don't really teach you anything. They just show you some general guy dance.

This is the stupidest star trek meme I've seen in a while and I still laughed 🤦‍♂️

This is pretty funny, but also only Americans will quantify the cycle of life in terms of the stores you frequent

a knight with a helmet and a sword says " this is the way " ALT: a knight with a helmet and a sword says " this is the way "

If you ever lose hope because of the direction the world is progressing, remember that the Empire strikes back is always followed by the Return of the Jedi.

I just installed Whatsapp on my desktop and I'm sad to say that it's been a gamechanger (don't have text in the middle of typing emails).

I'm ready to embrace my role as an elder millennial.

Working on your laptop until the flight lands is the original cloud computing 🙏

I get some toothpaste in my hair so the morning's been a bit of a mess. On the plus side, I now have a solid excuse when someone asks me why my hair is so white 🙃