Dang i wrote his name from memory and thats not even how u spell it. Perfect

my career inspo is tommy dipaulo

happy year of the snake! 🥳🥳🐍🐍

me to my grandkids: what's the sunday paper? it was our tik tok, and the cartoons were the for you page

light falls gently onto dog

I wonder if Chinese natives hear my American accented chinese the way we hear British accents in America

i am one social media scroll away from losing my marbles

LA went from fakest city to realest city in three days flat

its too bad my pussy is too wet to ever need a firefighter to come stick their hose in :'(

my husband and i disagree about evacuating and since marriage is about compromise, yesterday we left la because its burning and today we go back because its burning

wrote this as a kid, still true

nikki glaser crushed it

I know ai was made by men because when they don't know an answer they just make it up rather than admit they don't know (except for the girlies alexa and siri who say "i dont know" and also spy on ur shit)

Im not alone here

how did they make moana 2 so bad i actually understand how star wars fans feel now

A true crime pod about who is responsible for making moana 2 so bad

hear me out: what if god was a mushroom in this essay i will

Nerding Day: The Virgin America Safety Music Video - 1-900-HOTDOG Cursed artifacts from the wrong dimension every weekday.

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for once id like to see a gift guide for dads that is not just leather luggage tags and barbecues

I'm not ready to drown, I'm not ready to swim

Just sayin’

I feel like I'm too early to the party here on bluesky

Meme saying I’d like separate bathrooms for MAGAs. I feel unsafe around people who are obsessed with my genitals.

They have a point.

the tiny chef show season 1 is on netflix which means that my writing is now on netflix, this is pretty cool!

Well, when put it that way…

thats my favorite podcast!

anyone got good mental health/psychology/neuroscience podcasts for an anxious depressive on a long car ride?

from now on instead of saying grace i will be holding space

depressed on main is the new horny on main