But it's also where you can go to see your friends with babies

Baby music class is where you go to go deaf

I do not have strep thankfully, just probably whatever cold the boy had

Anyway I am just putting my shame into the universe

People, including me, should not be allowed to drive cars

Also this street corner is designed to maim human occupants

I am dying of embarrassment

I am constantly paranoid about people running me over at my intersection by my house because it is confusing and insane and a dude popped out in front of me as I was driving/turning and *I* was the asshole dodging around him. Goddamn I feel terrible, dude clearly was in the right. I'm sorry!!!!

I wasn't sick for YEARS until I had a baby now I've had every disease under the sun. Currently getting a strep test because of course I am

Rejoice. The age of being young, dumb and full of cum is over. The era of being old, cold and full of mold has begun.

Ah, insomnia my old friend. Time to stay up past 3 am emptying my inbox and buying a kite.

In 1992, Barq's ran a Soviet Union "going out of business" promotion. They bought a warehouse full of soviet war medals, patches, buttons, flags etc and gave it all away to folks that bought their soda. This has to be a strong contender for the weirdest promo of all time.

first we defeat AI, then we take out the video podcasts

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to put on a tactical vest and go to the newark airport at 6 am on monday. your order is to wander around like a confused oaf. when a mom drops her sandwich at jersey mike's and scares you, pull out your gun and start shooting. good luck soldier

View looking NE from Lake Superior Maritime Visitor Center overlooking the Duluth Entry, the Duluth North Pier Lighthouse and Lake Superior beyond. // Image captured at: 2026-03-22 11:48:13 UTC (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: youtube.com/@DuluthHarborCam1 // Current Temp in Duluth: 29 F | -2 C // Precip: overcast clouds // Wind: NNE at 10 mph | 17 kph // Humidity: 80%

Current* conditions near Duluth, MN:

Ditto as Ophelia.

Day 3 of drawing Ditto until I give in and nab Pokopia...

hundreds of crows overtaking a baseball & soccer field

now this is a sport i can get behind and enjoy

... Pretty sure he doesn't know how to get down

I was just feeling depressed but I looked out the window and one foot from my face was the face of an opossum. Like seeing an angel.

Gerber knows wtf they are doing with these bad boys

Me and my child both sitting here shoving as many yogurt drops for babies into our mouths as possible

like to charge, repost to cast

pencil drawing of the new fire pokemon who is a little Pomeranian dog with it's evolutions being essentially bigger and fluffier versions

ok hear me out

I've spent my sick days doing a lot of scrolling and no one I know posts any updates from their lives anymore. Where is the millennial urge to overshare through posting???

Spending my sick day not only moaning and groaning, but also doing things I would never do otherwise, such as watching Olympic figure skating, and investigating all the popular mumble rappers of the day

I could not resist drawing the horse

Uhhhhhh I had no idea hourly comics day changed to the 8th. Well fuck me

A painting; Anamalocaris, with a moody expression, clutches a stein in a dark, underwater bar. Opabinia is sitting with her, talking animatedly. Other creatures in the background drink and talk as trilobites scurry around delivering steins.

I encourage you to stop on in to the 'Shale and Well Met' for a pint of.. well, I'm not sure what. But boy is the company great!

you:
[stressing for days to send the perfect single email]

billionaires:
hi, . w=en r we mee&ting to do iLlegiL stuff , . ?