Congratulations!

How'd you know..... nevermind

FroDough Baggins fosho

I do, I definitely see it

Almost looks like beauty and the beast lol

"You're always only one post away from it possibly being your last ever post" isn't grammatically correct, but I don't care

I may not be a 10, or even a 7... but I can roast up a chicken real good

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The call is coming from
inside the house...
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YOU GUYS HAVE HOUSES???
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What do you MEAN I have to do tasks that you pay me for? Don't you know it's Friday?? My god man, get a grip!

The key to enjoying Bluesky is low expectations.

Lower.

Nope, even lower.

Bit more.

There you go.

Before you know it, you'll run out of things to do, things to say, then the interactions and DMs will dry right up too.

Be careful out there, kids

*Arriving in Pound town*:
I was told there would be cake

For someone who goes there for interactions, there certainly is a lack of them

When all your recent DMs turn into dates, not "2 days ago" etc. You know you're doing something right, or wrong...wait...

First rule of our sense of humour club.

1. We laugh at all who don't have one.

OnlyFans, but it's just me restringing a guitar

Onlyfans, but it's just me listening to you speak while whisking before making scrambled eggs

People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

Waaaiiit....did I just see something like this on....did you say this because of....oh nvm 🤣

It really is ass, agreed

Yeah I'll bet, I'm glad you're home and that all is over now

Sheesh...that's pretty intense

A butthole should be seen but not heard.

Posts so cool you must've come out of the womb finger guns a blazing.

It's tiring being misunderstood and having to explain everything all the time

Elon right now but the hallways are Twitter and the Burn Book is classified information

You can stare at me while I eat this banana. Makes it tastier.