RIP Tina

Thanks.

*Slaps your ass*

Right back atcha

I do my best

Which is an apt comparison. As enchiladas are basically burritos with a tux on

420 is just Earth Day but for the fun plants

Share a great movie cameo (420 edition)🎥

Happy 4/20 to my stoners!

420 day is when you eat a whole pi and watch star wars

flounce, goddamnit

*flounces*

Kids these days won't know what it was like to buy weed back in my day. Where you had to go uphill both ways while listening to a stoner describe every episode of Doctor who verbatim just to get a dime bag

My local dispensary is having a big sale with food trucks and a local artist gallery later today. I used to have to buy weed from orange county bikers who also sold meth. What a time to be alive.

Lol inadvertently taking off 4/20

Also feel like I am a bad stoner because I'm dry

No I said Dell Metal,
It's where we smash exclusively Dell computers into over amplified microphones

I like to call Subarus "Subububus."

So how many churro sacrifices are needed? (now I want a churro)

Chorizo is my favorite protein.

Or carnitas

I'm a sentient burrito AMA

And your bucolic butthole barn.

...this app vibrates when you like things?....I may need to turn that on...and like more things

*sniffles*

Did you like it?

*pats on back*

I know buddy. I know.

I don't judge other people's kink. Even really weird and depraved ones like yours.

Saturday video

I just attach a bell to my dick when I'm jorkin it so I'm creating angels while I kill angels

[Laughing maniacally] I've [literally] single handedly ki11ed ALL the angels!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!

So you were fost then lound

How many sacrifices are required monthly?

Bro, you fuck up so often they should call you Jim Gaffe Again.

Ahh eee ooo
Killer tofu
Ahh eee ooo
Killer tofu!!

The Beets 4:20