just plucked a grey nose hair, someone put me in a retirement home already.

you will not know a warriors death

droppin nukes in the work bathroom again

fuck the holy terran chantry, all my homies hate the holy terran chantry.

show honkers

gonna blow up the sun

it’s still there and i’m even more jealous

ripped a dab and a piss at the same time, your laws mean nothing to me

butter

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computah, my wife left me.

let this jumbo iced honey bun nourish my body

that’s just monster math

we must become monsters to fight monsters. anyone who thinks otherwise has never really had to fight for anything.

you know what they say, “if ya can’t beat ‘em, come back with a gun.”

you’ve been programmed

eating arbys and playing yugioh, no one has ever been more divorced than me.

taking evil shits is what I do baby

god is not here, I say as I nuke the leftover hamburger helper

jamie taco keeps stealing my lines

got a uti from fuckin the $3.99 subway pocket pussy

maybe it all adds up to nothin, and it’s a beautiful day.

your baby daddy sit down when he piss

middle finger up, never pointin with my index

balogna is a privilege

never knew how badly my soul needed damon albarn singing over west side gunn adlibs.

The man who hopes for his future delays its arrival, and the man who dreads it summons it to his door.

all my homies love auto parts store Tina 😤

jealous of the dead rat in the parking lot at work