Birthday stream tomorrow at 7pm! Gonna crack some packs. Crack some beers. Crack some cedh games.

My playgroup would call me Emperor Palpatine. But I'm afraid I'm a mere senator from Naboo.

Yesterday I scrubbed out of my pre-release (2-2, no pull over $4). But I had a super fun stream with my guys! @reversalwizrd.bsky.social @theunskilledcmdr.bsky.social and @tinyguy83.bsky.social

Even though they all ganged up on me!!

Imma do a Birthday stream on Thursday! Crack boosties and more!

Going live for the first time in ages. Come hang out! I'm doing my Once Upon a Galaxy Day 1 Tournament. Ask me about Strixhaven.

@theunskilledcmdr.bsky.social ditto

I bought myself some birfday packs of SOS. I'll rip 'em on Thursday. I'd say wish me luck, but we all know my luck is super bad. 🤣

I believe the feedback you gave me the last time I saw you was that I play cEDH exactly like that.

Oh I got like 8 internal server errors, but I kept mashing submit until it worked. Me smarter than stupid server error.

The shift in value to Collector Boosters has been tragic.

(repost to the repost because I can!)

The shift to value in Collector Boosters has been tragic.

I feel the same way. We're like MSG, we enhance all the flavors!

The Unskilled Commander always gets at least a chuckle out of me.

I got to do the treadmill test...TWICE!

It was after a surgery though... So maybe do the diagnostics first. 😉

I post every couple days! Algorithm does not like us as much when we don't posting engaging content twice a day. But I got shit to do. 🤣

Hey you... Yeah you... You have too many commander decks. Why not take some you haven't played lately apart? You can use those cards in decks you like more. Or even build a new deck. I know you like building decks.

Source: Trust me bro.

You do good work, buddy. Keep it up! :)

Be there or be moderately uncool!

I'm a big guy... I'll take all of them.

Hot damn, you're on a roll!

bugs bunny from looney tunes is holding his fist up in front of his face ALT: bugs bunny from looney tunes is holding his fist up in front of his face

They get something too! I send pics of noods in return! PLUS you can donate boosties... It doesn't have to be cash.

For my birthday this year (April 23rd), you can donate to the "Johnny needs Strixhaven Collector Boosters" charity.

Goddamn this set looks good.

Do this. I'm not consistent enough to dub myself a creator. But you are! I have faith in you!
I would love to see more friends at these events.

Ooooo. I hope I win! Hehe

Ooooo. I hope I win! Hehe

The fuzzy mat is new fave product. Because my daughter's love derpy.

So @nerdgeargaming.bsky.social has FUZZY playmats now and I told them I wanted to show them off... So they sent me a bunch of things to give away!

Want a soft Derpy Cat playmat?!
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Fun things to do on my birthday. This year: Wait one day for Strixhaven to release.
Next year: Spaceballs 2 is supposed to hit theatres.

It just goes to show I was born on a good day.

I am so super pumped for this tonight! We would love to see ya all!

"Now it's time to show that I'm alive." - Millencolin