This CNN article laments the gas prices in Mono County, Ca, city of June Lake, which are currently $7.50 a gallon. Malibu Ca gas stations have been charging $6.75 a gallon for THE LAST THREE YEARS!! Seriously. I guess the city struck a special deal with the Ayatollah.
www.cnn.com/2026/04/06/b...
This is an actual post. This is not funny. This is beyond desperate. This is a deeply unwell man who doesn’t belong anywhere near the levers of power. Every member of his cabinet and Congress is complicit in not demanding his removal now.
An EXCITING announcement for the snack loving people of Ecuador! Ecua-tizers has been announced as the tenth TIZER in the International Order of Tizers. Feliz Picoteo!!
Yesterday I was complaining about having to drive somewhere in traffic. Today I have more perspective.
Cathartic @djrothkopf.bsky.social is my fave: "A torrent of lies, untruths, misrepresentations, deceptions & distilled nuggets of crapola so vast that it may well live up to the most Trumpian of descriptive phrases: Nobody has ever seen anything like it before.”
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As they say on the internet, "I don't know who needs to hear this" but...turns out Peacocks love bananas.
Wow. I dont think I could have conjured Making the Grade if you gave me sodium pentathol. Amazing!
Hooray.. And its not even the midterms.
Tom Lehrer definitely did not attend my reading.
Thank you. Upon re-reading this piece for the first time, that was where I felt a little pride.
Only 2 more days to VOTE FOR MEEEEEE.
VOTE FOR ME! VOTE FOR ME! VOTE FOR MEEEE!
I am so glad to see evidence of what incredibly good taste you have!!
Thank you Mr. T. I was actually contemplating your appropriately enormous time of sadness this morning and am glad you could rally for my incredibly important get out the vote program without interference by ICE.
VOTE FOR ME! VOTE FOR ME! VOTE FOR MEEEE!
Perfect
Should this ever happen again, I promise I will.
The face before you refuse to recite your resume after a woman at the gym says "I know you from somewhere."so you say"I'm here a lot."and she says"No."so you tell her where you live and she says"No" so you confess you are occasionally on TV and she says where? and you say "Hacks" and she says no...
Hooray. I got at least ONE vote!! (well, 2. I voted for myself.)
VOTE FOR ME! I was nominated for a thing you can vote for! I explain it below and there is, as far as I know, no voter suppression at all. You, the voting public, can vote. merrillmarkoe.substack.com/p/what-i-wil...
I thought this guy looked familiar.I guess in this economy, everyone is lining up a second income.
I thought this guy looked familiar.I guess in this economy, everyone is lining up a second income.
Wow. I wrote this so long ago I would never have identified this as mine. THough I bet if you asked me to write about the Norris oeuvre it would be the same sentiment phrased differently.
To truly honor the spirit of St. Patrick's Day, I present to you the best song about drinking ever . EVER. Video by me. Words and music by Mr. Prieboy.
You are a man of taste!
Not just a solo career. The most amazing song writer ever.
In properly honoring St. Patrick's Day, there is only one video truly worthy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=11Ti...
My dog Wally has the gift of squeaky toy prophecy. Yes. He's the one, he' the one. The one they call the seventh son. merrillmarkoe.substack.com/p/the-secret...
Here is how AI describes the book;
The series "x-rays" how women have historically been treated as second-class citizens, covering body image, marriage, mental illness, fashion, and politics and blending historical research wth dry wit to investigate why 51% of the population is often marginalized.
It's INTERNATIONAL Women's Day! and being an international woman, it is appropriate for me to recommend this audio book I made a few years ago with my friend, Megan Koester (@bornferal).It will tell you A LOT about how civilization has treated women since way back.
www.audible.com/pd/The-Indig...