since @timbers.com squeaked that one out, I'm comfortable acknowledging that stupidly awesome goal by Terry. Well done, kid.

David Lynch Wishes You A Good Morning 215 Times in 2020 YouTube video by mister jason™

David Lynch was a constant calming presence for me during the lockdown years. I gathered up a full year of him wishing you good morning and made a supercut. #rip #davidlynch youtu.be/V81E5XI0Ljc?...

James Beard Public Market delays Portland opening The James Beard Public Market is betting on a down-and-out urban corridor. Project leaders are delaying opening but say they’re dreaming bigger.

instead of fixating on office worker woes, we could focus on making sure that really serious home cooks from all over the city can have a safe, affordable, quick public transit trip down to the central market while pretending they're julia child

www.oregonlive.com/dining/2026/...

The last word of every sentence is in italics here, the better to imagine the Beastie Boys rapping about quicklime.

Only I didn't say "fudge."

I said the word. The big one. The queen mother of dirty words.

The "f, dash, dash, dash" word.

NoMeansNo Wojciech Golczewski !!! Amon Tobin Circle Jerks

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Beastie Boys Soul Coughing The Meters Coldcut Kid Koala

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Cochemea Amanda Whiting Azamiah Baby Said Black Mountain

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Fugazi Mr. Projectile Against Me! Sir Neville Marriner, Academy of St Martin in the Fields & Catherine Bott Throbbing Gristle

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Hüsker Dü Portugal. The Man Cowboy Junkies A Place to Bury Strangers Blakroc

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Good Morning, News: State Transpo Referendum, PSU Union Busting, Epstein Associate's Prison Toilet Paper If you appreciate the Mercury's interesting and useful news & culture reporting, consider making a small monthly contribution to support our editorial team. Your donation is tax-deductible. You ca...

@jeremiahhayden.bsky.social did you call a sheet of toilet paper a slice? This seems more apt *aaand* revolting at the same time.

www.portlandmercury.com/good-morning...

Work smarter not har…Caw! Caw! Caw! Sorry, where was I? Oh yeah. Smarter not harder.

Dillinger Four Wojciech Golczewski Bad Religion Hiroshi Yoshimura Patricia Brennan

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"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."

--Dick Cheney probably

See Andrew? No *does* mean no.

Patricia Brennan Blonde Redhead, Brooklyn Youth Chorus Fat Boys POLIÇA Sonny Stitt

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The people who think the government should be run like a business are killing something that has a 180% ROI. THAT is how you bankrupt a casino.

Grandpa Simpson yelling at a cloud

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

Al Hirt Patricia Brennan Mr. Bungle Bert Kaempfert Herb Alpert, The Tijuana Brass

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Arch Enemy Air Amon Tobin Goldfrapp Björk

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NoMeansNo Descendents Nate Smith Beastie Boys Dillinger Four

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It only takes a couple of weeks off for me. Crampy calves too. I find if I do a lot of stretching before and after the first few sessions back, it helps a *lot*.

Michael Franks “Weird Al” Yankovic Ahmed Abdul-Malik Aim Antônio Carlos Jobim

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Photo showing a single tv reporter and camera operator directly across the street from the Portland I.C.E. bulding. There are no other people or vehicles in frame. Caption reads: "The scene around the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement building in South Portland was quiet Thursday morning, Oct. 2, 2025. Vehicles came and went without incident and members of media crews (eight) outnumbered protesters (two).Fedor Zarkhin/staff"

It’s the details. Of this entire article, it’s this single photo caption I appreciate the most.

“Vehicles came and went without incident and members of media crews (eight) outnumbered protesters (two)”

www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
#portland #warzone

I'm always here for dunking on one of the worst commissioners is recent history. When it's my favorite councilor doing the dunking, it just feels extravagant.

I’m opening a movie theater in which I show recently released films that I ripped from the internet but the studios are welcome to opt out if they wish.

Well don't I feel stupid

Dream Theater

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