This Is Just To Say
I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update
and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize
Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying
Screenshot showing text: likelihood of automation? It's quite unlikely (8%) Followed by chart ranking journalism as 285th out of 366 jobs that are most likely to become automated
Chart showing that in 2015 there were an estimated 64,000 journalists, newspaper and periodical editors working in the UK. The average salary in 2014 was £31,980, compared to UK average in all jobs of £27,195
Doing research for a feature on job longevity and quite enjoying this utopian prediction from 2015 that journalists are "quite unlikely" to have our jobs taken by robots :) :) :)
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hitting a big button that says I’VE SEEN IT so i don’t see it anymore
@youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com hello so i can only write to LUX now (because of your recommendation) are there any other albums you know that scratch that itch i've exhausted Caroline Polachek and Bjork
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The only responsibility I feel right now, along with many others in Germany, is to keep bookmarking moments like this, so that people here don't turn around and tell the rest of the world "we had no idea what was happening". They know. Everyone knows. At best - at best - they don't want to see it.
you see dubious political chicanery, I see admirable proof that the Met doesn't discriminate when it comes to its abject failure to investigate phone theft, even if the phone in question was being used to run the government
Hello! I'm looking to speak to parents of kids with SEND who have struggled to get into top performing OFSTED schools - for The i Paper. Please comment or email!
#journorequest
#SEND #SENDparent #EHCP #UKEducation #SENDCrisis #UKPolitics
A very 'make more sketch comedy' to all the commissioners who absolutely are not on here
For reasons that are both obvious and beyond me, America by Razorlight puts me in a true rage. There's something about the chord progressions (to say nothing of the singing) that actually makes my chest seize up. Abominable
I'm changing roles so we're hiring a lifestyle and consumer health writer on the features desk.
AKA, a FULL TIME STAFF WRITER ROLE at a UK paper is available. Sadly rare as hen's teeth. Recommend this as a great stable workplace where I have learned heaps.
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St Brigid of Kildare is one of three national saints of Ireland. She is the patroness of poetry, learning, healing and protection, among other things, and, through medieval hagiographies, is known for performing miracles. One of the miracles performed by St Brigid was Ireland’s first abortion. In 650 AD, Cogitosus told the story of St Brigid using the strength of her faith to perform an abortion that restores virtue to a nun: “A certain woman who had taken the vow of chastity fell, through youthful desire of pleasure and her womb swelled with child. Brigid, exercising the most potent strength of her ineffable faith, blessed her, causing the child to disappear, without coming to birth, and without pain.”
It is St. Patrick's Day and rather than celebrate patriarchy and green beer, I invite you to celebrate St. Brigid, the saint who demonstrated God's goodness by giving abortions
Fern Brady wearing a camera helmet on Taskmaster and opening the task, which has a red wax seal, and reading the contents. She has a purple set of coveralls on as well, which is just fun.
"Open the Strait of Hormuz. You may not receive the help of any other sovereign nation. Fastest wins."
QUICK TURNAROUND - DENTIST FOR THE I PAPER
I'm looking to speak to a dentist who has experience working for the NHS to talk about the state of NHS dentistry, pegged to the ongoing NHS dental crisis
Please email me sadhbh.osullivan@theipaper.com or comment below
Thanks! #journorequest
Student loan debt, along with other financial pressures, are adding to a worsening shortage of midwives in the UK
🔎 Big read by Kia-Elise Green
Read more: trib.al/QC2yz7s
I don't know anything about oil/the oil markets/the oil trade (be warned: I am not asking you to explain these things to me) so would say my life online right now is "child of probably divorcing parents senses that maybe the vibes are becoming increasingly off at home?"
I'm a tolerant woman and I don't generally rail against the language morphing and changing, but please, in Britain we say "poo". Not the awful American "poop". Thank you for your attention to this important matter.
It’s actually a great political moment that Hannah Spencer apologised in her speech to clients whose pipes she now won’t be able to fix.
Great to see the Conservatives wanting to reform student loans. Would like to see an account for Osborne replacing maintenance grants with loans in 2015. This has left poorer students with bigger debts vs richer ones for a whole decade, compounding inequality between rich and poor. It’s scandalous.
Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 The phrase ‘Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen ‘His name’
Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got
Can I just say that Londoncentric is proving to be the most important media outlet in London and a crucial part of the city's social and political fabric. I'm a subscriber and I always feel like it's a great investment
Never in a million years did I ever fathom when I resurrected the Epstein story in 2018 that it would lead to first arrest of a British Royal in four centuries. Not since King Charles I was arrested in 1647.
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Arrested on your birthday is VERY funny
Holy shit! That’s my professional analysis. Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor becomes the first senior royal in modern history to be arrested. Police have raided the Royal Family's Sandringham estate. Holy shit!
Breaking news: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office, Thames Valley Police have said
Read more: trib.al/WBScDAF
huge news gang. i found a way out that isn’t through. wish me luck (i return 5 months later covered in infected scratch marks with half my hair torn out) ok so you’re not gonna believe this
Paddington In the Superbowl Halftime Show
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1792
i will now only be hot OFFLINE as praxis
i've genuinely been thinking about this a lot recently let female journalists be UGLY