It was so so rainy and I am pretty sure I almost got rear-ended about four times, so I can imagine how it happened, but my goodness.

It wasn’t my kid’s bus, but one of the other kindergarten buses had a wreck on the way back from the field trip. Another bus had to come pick everyone up on the side of the highway in the rain and then they all had to go to the nurse when they got back. NIGHTMARE.

but also I ain’t tryna pay out of state tuition so let’s get those scholarships in literally anything LOCKED DOWN

👵🏼👴🏼 nearly every weekend!!! I hope they aren’t charging interest on those rewind fees

I’d rather give money to a local video store at this point!!!!

All these streaming services that want me to pay to RENT movies on this platform that I already pay money to every month….

THAT IS THE WHOLE POINT. I pay a set amount of money for the month. I get to watch on your platform that month.

No subscription? You can rent a single movie. Fixed it for you!

Can’t believe we lost at horses

Borrrrring

Guy two people in front of me and his two beers on the counter that are ~65-70% full of actual beer

The way I would be telling this teen I’m not paying full price for these lol

Don’t love that LSU got the first 10.0 bc ugh LSU but LOL it wasn’t OU

And like…foundation issues are common in DFW. They scare a lot of people off, but as long as you have a transferable lifetime guarantee (from a company you trust will be there for life lol), it happens. But the fact that it sat for so long the last time plus all this doesn’t seem to bode well. Idk.

There’s a 🏡 on our street that sold January ‘25 (after being on the market a whiiiile, which most 🏡 around here aren’t), they started remodeling, fixed foundation issues (which we figured is why it sat), kept updating it, fixed the foundation AGAIN, & it’s back for sale. For $50k more than they paid

As soon as I realized she won floor I was like oh no oh please don’t do it but of course

Sad for Jordan 😢

HELL YA JAY!!!!

deer lord OU

I want to go back to school.

But just so I can study abroad.

Except I don’t want to do the whole studying part.

So ya…I just want to go abroad for a while.

That would go down to my knees

LSU can’t stick a landing to save their lives rn (and it doesn’t even matter 😂)

Man it's a

A quick tip for cleaning up your inbox is select all and delete

omg I just saw someone refer to them as uncircumcised boots and I am CACKLING HOWLING DYING

Oh noooooooooo that shit gets highlighted in NEON BOLD ITALICS UNDERLINE VEGAS LIGHTS

Her dad said “you + me = us” and my kid said, “no, u + s = us”

and

yes, yes that is definitely my kid 😂😂😂

Ya, L has formal documented accommodations but H doesn’t, so I guess we need to go ahead and do it. There’s like a month of school left so I was going to try to wait for next year but at this rate, seems like we might need to do it this year instead

Sometimes I sit and listen and simply daydream of the nights ahead when I won’t have to sit and listen.

2nd grade!! She’s a first year teacher and EYE have obviously never taught school lmao so I have tried to be like “well what works for her at home…” so as not to be like “maam plz run your classroom like this (bc I truly don’t know!!)” but this whole recess bit is for sure kicking her own ass

Right?! I have to get up/walk around/have noise going in the background - just so many things just to make it through the workday. But at 7? When you don’t even understand why your 🧠 is doing what it’s doing? Guhhh. They have 2 recesses for a reason at this age!! You’re punishing yourself, teach!

They already won’t them have fidgets in class (which is wild to me) so she can’t even like, keep her hands occupied. Just feels like a lot of cutting off noses.

After recess. That she doesn’t get to go to. My extremely hyperactive child who NEEDS recess.

MY math lesson is that 2+2=4 and not letting my kid go to recess is gonna = her talking/disrupting because she just had to sit still by herself for 30 minutes after lunch?????

Like??? Idk what else to say