DKSDLKS I've been told 😔

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Hit the halfway point with my redraft, therefore I have realised that the whole thing is utter garbage and I need to be forbidden from writing anything ever again.

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Lee Cronin's The Mummy was decent, but was really just an Evil Dead x The Exorcist hybrid with an Egyptian twist. May Calamawy was a highlight though!

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Simultaneously proud of how much I have improved as a writer, and enraged that I'm not at the level that I want to be.

👀👀👀

👀 That explains it.

In this latest episode of "Sarah Procrastinates", I have only started some writing on the final day of the bank holiday after three days of doing absolutely nothing of any use. Why am I like this.

Immortals: Fenyx Rising is soooo much fun!

Book covers of Sophie Keetch's Morgan trilogy, featuring Morgan Is My Name, Le Fay, and Storm Over Camelot.

Over the past week I blitzed through the Morgan trilogy by @sophiekeetchauthor.bsky.social and it was just AMAZING. A stunning retelling of Arthurian legend through the eyes of Arthur's half-sister Morgan Le Fay, with beautiful, lyrical prose and gorgeous star-crossed romance. #booksky 📚

wait are you watching without me :(

Ordered my copy yesterday :) Congrats!

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My friend catsat for me recently and Cassian was very happy about it #Caturday

Amazing!! 👏

Thanks to @witchymomo.bsky.social for being my sounding board for my crazy plotting shenanigans x

My synopsis of my witchy Yellowjackets book is ten pages long but I think it's done??? This means I can finally embark on my final draft 😱

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Trying to make the pieces of this synopsis fit together is like doing the worst jigsaw puzzle ever.

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Had a lovely few days on a mini-break in Paris and managed to get a big chunk of my synopsis finished today! I'm finally getting there!

this is like your version of those monks who whip themselves for god

Thank you so much!

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Realising I have to re-structure more of this book than I thought and I would like to lie down now please.

Yellow packet of Aldi's own-brand banana chips.

Already eaten half a bag of these banana chips today. Whatever they put in them,* I am obsessed.

*It's sugar. Lots of sugar.

So much that’s good in this, but clipped out this in particular. Yes, yes, yes: it’s a losers’ ideology, demonstrably, historically so. It’s stupid and pointless and wearying, and, as he says, it ends up eating itself. It’s who it takes with it on the way down the shitter that’s the tragedy.

I finished the first chapter. *Toots tiny trumpet* 🎺

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IS THAT THE SNOWGLOBE I GAVE YOU ;_;

About to embark on draft 3 of my witch book. Wish me luck.

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Bought a miniature knight helmet for my cat because of course I did.

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Just a boy and his pom pom 🐈‍⬛