It's fecking Jedward!

I thought that Spain was supposed to have gotten their vampire problem largely under control.

Victory

🎶 “… there’s a poopy in my soup …” 🎶

I like this new Skyrim game #NOR

Who's Nemo?

a group of people are dancing on a stage in front of a moon . ALT: a group of people are dancing on a stage in front of a moon .

It's that time again.

With a little bit of help from Chrome devtools and in under 30 minutes (a new record) I've been able to use the appalling website of the local sports centre to book swimming for Emily today. Truly we are living the dream.

Wordle is down! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

I've been In Hiding. And I don't like That Musk.

Sausages

Ayup! I'm back on the t'internet. Thanks @sihil.net for the invite.