Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
She’s 32 now!!
Scene from OFFICE SPACE with Michael Bolton replying to Samir Nagheenanajar: “No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.”
when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
What I do miss about Twitter is a text-based platform for content from writers/thinkers that didn’t pick up traction on image/video-based socials. I also feel like my blood pressure is lower now that I only regularly use one platform (IG). But probably gonna start checking in here semi-regularly? 👀
first time logging in for like two years and immediately stressed bc I’ve learned about the ongoing, mounting horrors of X !!
Instagram dm reading, “God gives his silliest battles to his horniest warriors”
great job doug !!
25 pound bag of jasmine rice in an opaque white bag with sketched elephants in the middle, various words in red, dark green, and dark blue fonts
5.5 pound container of firm tofu
bag of vegan shrimps, some of them out of the bag, on a bamboo cutting board
Vegan tom kha gai-inspired soup with mung bean vermicelli noodles in a large white bowl on a wooden picnic table
I love our local Asian market !!
picture of an eggplant plant with two small eggplants growing on it, one in focus and the other in the background, on a rainy/overcast day in the backyard
two teal-blue quart containers with Cherokee purple tomatoes and sweet gold cherry tomatoes on a wooden picnic table
abundance persists
Is there a way to block an ad on podcast apps like you can on Google or IG?? If I have to listen to one more second of Noom content before I can get to the skip button I will lose my mind
🚨IMPORTANT🚨
Today is the day that you can order free COVID tests!
Every US household can place an order for 4 free COVID tests, which will ship starting next week.
I just submitted my order, so GET YOURS NOW! :)
headline from The New York Post saying " we tried eating at NYCs finest restaurants dressed like Senator John Fetterman, see how it went". Picture on the left shows Fetterman wearing a hoodie and basketball shorts, picture on the right shows a normal regular size man wearing the same outfit.
its cuz guy on the right just look like a dude. fetterman look like a giant fell into a portal and landed in now times & grabbed whatever he saw drying on a clothesline in a field. sick but difficult to replicate. every restaurant like "hello mr giant do u want to try soup?"
Hey if you follow me you might like weird niche corners of the internet. Well in that case you watch this video I helped work on behind the scenes. It’s about a weird niche corner of the internet — the Velma fandom. Also follow the channel cuz I’ll be working on other videos with them.
“damp” feels appropriate for, like, tres leches and other soaked cakes but is not synonymous in the right way to replace “moist”
my angel baby, Pumpkin 🐈
if i wasn’t banned from twitter i’d tweet something like “sperm are the original weird little guys”
It’s Bisexual Awareness Week, so I’m demanding that you all be aware of me.
The person who invites you to Bluesky is the closest thing we have to vampire sires.
(I am sure there are others, yes, but it must be rare!)
I chose the right seminary bc where else am I gonna hear “the lesbian porn wars” in a theology class?
@clairelower.bsky.social hiii what’s the name of your old p*rn podcast?? went to check your twitter but rip 🫠🤙
big bowl of egg drop soup w chili crisp o’clock
deep yellow sweetgold cherry tomatoes in a pink casserole dish on top of a quartz counter with sprigs of fresh herbs, garlic cloves, and oil pre-baking
post-baking confit sweetgolds (same style shot as pre-bake)
confit sweetgolds from our garden 🌞
“What do you mean you don’t like soup” top tier soup meme for soup lovers only
“‘What if we can’t achieve some of the tech advancements that people have proposed?’ asked Edward Spang, one of the UC Davis researchers I spoke with. ‘We can get ourselves into trouble if we assume a tech fix for everything.’”
Yes!! My partner made gluten free blooming onions for dinner a couple weeks ago and it really wasn’t that difficult
mirror selfie of Hannah, hair down and smiling, pathos plant hanging in background
grad school semester #3 starts today!!
Hannah taking a mirror selfie in her room, wearing an off-the-shoulder pink sundress with little red roses and a bow on the front, gold hoops, blue eyeliner, and peachy lip color; hair is down and messy in an intentional tousled way
full body picture of Hannah from the backside, face slightly cut off, highlighting her rad black platform + open toed heels that have thin straps which buckles around the ankle
It’s a post-Greta’s Barbie world!!
(I cried a lot)
((I tried to do my hair but I was too sweaty and I lost my curling iron))
There’s been a lot of discussion over which of the Twitter clones is the best, but I’m going out in a limb and saying what if they’re all terrible and cause brain damage
Someone brought Olive Garden salad dressing to my partner’s birthday party today and it slapped SO hard