Manchester United transfers: Carlos Baleba, Micky van de Ven and what else we’re hearing Manchester United currently aim to make four major signings, including an experienced striker and a left-back

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Ornstein is the Daddy, other than the van de Ven link there wasn't really anything new in Laurie's article.

I'd say he doesn't spouting shite.

Totally forgotten about Danse Society, one of my favourite covers.

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Je t'aime 😍

Less than 10 minutes into The Madison on Paramount and already two lots of adverts, close to sacking it off 😡

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Paul Ince frantically typing out a new CV.

I'd hazard a guess you've had the mug a while.

No he's just crackers.

Only way, have a great time.

It's crazy how bonkers he's become.

Best train pint I've ever had, we'd flown into Zurich and got the train to Winterthur to see FC, got on the buffet bar which was already full of FC fans supping pints of Pilsener out of freshly frosted glasses, wasn't cheap mind.

I was at the bar in a club in Lincoln and a very attractive young lady approached me and invited me and my then girlfriend to hers 'for some fun', I declined*.
Told the girlfriend a few days later and she said I should have accepted.
That decision still haunts me.

*shit myself

Just done the same thing, I've had three two's recently so 🙃

Fuck right off

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One Arch, Harrogate 🤔

Reckon we made more noise in that FA Cup game than they are tonight, absolute dross.

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Seagulls

Post you, in another country

Sitges 2016

Indeed

They'll have forgotten in 15 years

It's great but in no way is it the best in the World.

21st April 1992 I (and a few hundred others) spent the evening of Robert Smiths birthday with him, if was the first time they played Friday I'm in Love.
Happy Birthday @robert.thecure.com

With Kuenssberg in such a prominent position it's not that much of a shock.

Happy Birthday Ziggy, a cat truly sprinkled with stardust.

Funniest stand up I've ever seen.

I quite fancy a Race Across The Word sort of adventure back from Kos in three weeks.

In fairness to Sky Mark Austin did make him look stupid.

30p Lee is on Sky News, colour me shocked 😲

She certainly enjoyed her question to Starmer this afternoon.