It’s rice noodle season

It’s tragic how many of my friends never got to experience following me on Twitter during my glory days of posting

can chappell roan release the giver already it's been stuck in my head all week

Good morning!!!!!!

Cats were really onto something when they invented laying across the back of the couch

I have to turn my tv on before using so it can make clicking sounds with a black screen for 5-10 minutes but then it works normally I promise

Brave of me to host a movie night as someone who has to “preheat the tv”

LET’S GOOOOOO

Drinking coffee for the first time in 3 weeks and I feel like I’m on an experimental drug. How did I do this every day

They should make mini cans of light beer like those mini cans of diet coke

Image of a sheep wearing a blue scarf and hat captioned “typa sh*t I been on quite frankly”

Image of me looking like the sheep

I think St. Paul could be a nice place to live if any of the things I wanted to do were in St. Paul

My haters will be infuriated to learn I have created a new disgusting beverage