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Posts by Nico Sphaliro

Bsky let me upload a fucking gif of a psychopath challenge (impossible)

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Thinkin bout that Dilandau twist in Vision of Escaflowne when I was watching as a repressed Catholic 12 year old. I was so mind-blown, but I also realized I was no longer going to hell, so I just lied down in my bed & deadass stared at my ceiling for a good hour or so. That explains a lot about me.

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all glory to the name of god mushroom post but here is the tweet I founded my personal religion on

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every time I go out for karaoke I pay my respects until forced to stop

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a rage comic with five panels panel one a gun contemplates the fact that he is a gun next panel he says "hmmm i think i will carry out the wrathful whims of man..." third panel jesus says "not so fast! i shall render your kind impotent and unable to hurt a living thing!" and then text appears that says "you ain't born!"
fourth panel the gun says FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU- "our father rebukes me!!!"
then jeses does the fred durst pose and scripture appears next to him that reads "So sayeth the Lord!! "guns don't do anyth anymore"

a rage comic with five panels panel one a gun contemplates the fact that he is a gun next panel he says "hmmm i think i will carry out the wrathful whims of man..." third panel jesus says "not so fast! i shall render your kind impotent and unable to hurt a living thing!" and then text appears that says "you ain't born!" fourth panel the gun says FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU- "our father rebukes me!!!" then jeses does the fred durst pose and scripture appears next to him that reads "So sayeth the Lord!! "guns don't do anyth anymore"

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Katalina Krimson Wants to Try Human Flesh!!

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Guilty Crown (2011)

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All the shockingly evil shit I'm told on a daily basis by people who have always thought they loved me has really given me a lot of character development for my writing career

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I feel like Diddy Kong under the effects of the disease

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Too stupid to do math or count change, too smart to fall for the Jedi using Mind Tricks telling me to love myself. Proof of a cruel god

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I don't really know anything about iPads, so when I got a 10th gen(?) from a mistake my parents made buying their own, I thought it'd be enough to draw on. But, I just got a notification that Clip Studio Paint would no longer support updates on it.

It was an older model, but still $$$, so, ouch.

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I love Kaiki! He's my favorite! Even though I hated his ass for like 3 seasons

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Tbh the cases can disintegrate so long as I can still finally own this childhood banger, I'll forever be grateful to Discotek media for releasing the whole thing even if I missed out on the initial printing ;_;

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I got these on the secondhand Amazon marketplace, not on Discotek media's site, because they were OOP there, but they were shrink wrapped, & my KKM S1 DVD cases from over 20 years ago are still in immaculate condition. I don't mind so long as the discs themselves are stable, but is this normal?

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Has anyone else had issues with Discotek media's releases of Kyo Kara Maoh's Blu Ray cases? Maybe it was a warehouse error, but my copies of s2 & KKMR arrived with s2's disc 1 holder being too shattered to hold the disc, & KKMR's back handle shattering immediately upon opening it.

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I didn't get isekai'd. You're welcome

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Daryl Yan was the hot elf wife, I was imagining a happier world for him too where he could be an elf & not have to put up with antivaxxers

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A drawing of a longneck, a three horn, a spike tail, swimmer ,and a flier with the text “the place prior to chronology.” it’s fan art of an animated dinosaur movie from the late 90’s

A drawing of a longneck, a three horn, a spike tail, swimmer ,and a flier with the text “the place prior to chronology.” it’s fan art of an animated dinosaur movie from the late 90’s

One of my favorite movies! I really loved the series when I was little 🦕💖

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Today I have a colonoscopy to see how far my disease has progressed. If you watch Re:Zero, you know a very beautiful lady would either be very into me, or very not, because of this.

If you never see me again, I didn't die, I was transported to another world & given the chance to find a hot elf wife

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This is why they call you the GOAT 🔥🔥🔥

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I was troubleshooting my DVD player with my copy of Kyo Kara Maoh v1 & I forgot it came with this little transparent... Fake animation cel... Thing? Of the main character Yuuri. Neat! The box doesn't say anything about it, maybe it used to have a sticker on the cellophane.

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Need a genocidal blonde antivaxx-slaughtering mecha pilot's lap to lie on & whine without saying any words until he shuts my mouth forcibly with his hand until I sleep... Maybe gently smothers me with thighs so lack of oxygen can take me to zzz-town... I'm not a picky man...

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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

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I had to draw this cause it makes me very weepy 💖
#sailormoon #artemisii #fanart

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#RurikArt #takamurART we got ourselves a little trolling here @trickorsweets.bsky.social @takamuratakako.bsky.social

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HELL yeah 🔥🔥🔥

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I'm in freaking awe at how much detail this has, you're a BEAST Gpool 🤯🤯🤯(sound of my brain asploding!!!)

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Here is my game I made for the Mega Man Community Jam! It ended up being really short and un-optimized in a few places but I'm still really proud that I was able to make something that felt like a real game! It made me go crazy at points but I am glad I made it!
And no I didn't fix the typo

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Maybe God's right about us being evil... Why do I get 69% more on the homo side of bi when I'm spiteful, mean or angry... My apologies to all the Believers out there on this Passover & Holy Week 😔🙏🕊️✡️✝️ it's not your fault I'm like this it's the Michaelplastics

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