thank you😭
Posts by Simkaye 🌈
im glad you enjoy it! i have not, i have so many now that it just feels too daunting a task to self publish
They're trying SO hard to destroy USPS. It's a public service, it was never intended to turn a profit. Our taxes should fund it and keep shipping prices low and fixed
the voice for my hamster 💀💀💀 love this
Can’t legislate us out of existence 🏳️⚧️ prints now available!
oof, best of luck!
A 2-frame comic. Frame one: Cat asking "Are you stressing yourself out over taxes again?" Frame two: Raccoon crying and pulling on its ears, wailing "What if the IRS KILLS ME"
A 2-frame comic. Frame one: Raccoon in a party hat with champagne, saying "At last! New year, new-" Frame two: Raccoon smashed between two stone walls that read "TAX SEASON"
A 3-frame comic. Frame one: A hunched raccoon with bags under its eyes, text above reads "It'll be alright" Frame two: Closeup of raccoon's head as it fights back tears, text above reads "You'll be fine" Frame three: Closeup of raccoon's head as it screams and cries, text above reads "You're gonna get through this"
A hand holding up a holographic sticker of a raccoon with "uh oh" text in its eyes
so, how are your taxes going?
Photograph of a sticker with a transparent background on a water bottle. The sticker is of a medieval-style unicorn skeleton (with a sword through it’s skull for a horn) and script text that reads “Unkillable”.
Unkillable stickers now available ✨🗡️🦄 Can't legislate us out of existence🏳️⚧️
Title text that reads “this is how stupid 'trickle-down economics' sounds btw”, followed by an image of the Giant Omelette from Neopets with the blobbly heads of Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, Larry Ellison, and Jeff Bezos in the omelette’s surface. `Text below reads “You approach the unfathomable wealth of the billionaire cabal…” (image of a wad of cash) “… and manage to take a slice!!!”
when you quote Reaganomics you sound like this
50/50 someone in the global south is being paid pennies to board as the AI
A 3-frame ink comic. Frame 1: Raccoon approaches Cat, who is reading a book in a coffee table. Raccoon: “Can I tell you a hot take?” Cat: “Sure-“ Frame 2: Closeup of Raccoon: “I think (censored) who (censored) and (censored) are (censored) and should be (censored)” Frame 3: Downward shot of Cat over Raccoon’s shoulder. Cat: “Wow, that’s fucked up and a little bit wrong, thank you for saying it”
bring back exposing radioactive takes to a friend instead of the internet
Hobby Lobby deserved that fate, not Joann's 😭
Three LOTR frames redrawn with Aragorn as a woman. Frame 1: Aragorn with a swordpoint to her throat, Arwen off camera saying "What's this? A Ranger caught off her guard?" Frame 2: Aragorn raising her sword to defend Frodo, Uruk-hai growling off screen. Frame 3: Arwen lying on Aragorn, Aragorn's hand brushing her face.
I just remembered how awesome Aragorn would be as a woman
💥🐀🛹
HE WAS READY
pls report back if you do
A two-frame comic drawn in Procreate. Frame 1: An office worker looms over the computer monitors in his cubicle, frustratedly yelling: "LOAD!! Why are you always frozen?!" Frame 2: An over-the-shoulder shot reveals all three monitors have glitched screenshots from Disney's "Frozen".
Comment "stupid joke" to move your IT ticket to the front of the queue🤓
they like the danger(:
Raw on the cattle drive with me? 😚👉👈
I'm in the same boat, shit is brutal. I'm gonna be leaving art to work retail next year at this rate
4-frame comic of a bored raccoon putting on headphones and transitioning from surprised to delighted by the music they hear
What are you listening to lately?
I'm so sorry for your loss. He looks so sweet, I'm sure he's deeply missed
(Part 1) A 3 panel comic page. Panel 1: Character1 in the foreground, looking ragged and hunched over an iPad says “everything makes me wanna die today”. Character2 in the background looking over a small animal enclosure says “hey pause what you’re doing”. Panel 2: Closeup of character2 with dramatic lighting saying “the hamster’s awake”. Panel 3: Closeup of a hamster happily eating a sunflower seed.
(Part 2) A 3 panel comic page. Panel 1: Worm’s eye view from the hamster’s perspective of both characters looking down into the enclosure. Character2 says “look at her!” and character1 says “I’m gonna throw up”. Panel 2: Character1 reaches into the enclosure and pets the hamster with a fingertip and says “you’re soo dumb”. Panel 3: Character1 looks up at character2 and says “I hope you know when she goes, so does my mental health. Character2 frowns in the foreground.
Uhh yeah we gotta double my hamster prescription or I’m gonna lose it
Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad
Screenshot of an email receipt for a $1,300 donation made to the Immigrant Defenders Law Center on February 6, 2026
Thank you for buying sticker packs!!! 🥰💕I didn't expect them to sell out so fast, bear with me while I get them packaged and shipped!
dude these are so fucking good😭
I'm sorry):
Thank you!! ❤️