Posts by Kelcey Swain
With a trade agreement for the shared use of a nationalised Axel Scheffler?
Fry, Leela, and Bender from Futurama. Fry is holding a carbonised dog and looking sad.
I saw a post the other day lamenting the lack of Avaseralacore in the youth of today, and I lend my voice to that lament.
I have a radical idea, I am not saying it will fix anything, it might make things worse, but it would be *interesting*. Remove all party names and logos from ballot sheets. It would force people to spend 20 seconds to look up a candidate name or vote randomly.
"wazzock lantern", I'm having that!
I dunno, he was made by telly but crowned by social media.
@fantasticlife.bsky.social have you seen this amazing use of Parliamentary data? @rejectpetitions.bsky.social
Happy Chocolate Day Folks!
An image of a male fashion model in a suit and high heels
An AI generated image of a fake movie poster for "Bilbo Leggins" with an image of Bilbo sassily and proudly wearing some leather leggings.
Have you ever fired your gun up in the air and gone "aaahhh"?
Your besht? Looshersh alwaysh whine about their besht. Winnersh go home and fuck the prom queen.
Carla was the prom queen.
Did you get off on a technicality?
TruFakt
Frank Lloyd Wright's Fallingwater, a modernist house built around and including a waterfall, set in a beautiful woodland.
Waterfall house building?
"You keep asking why your work is not enough, and I don’t know how to answer that, because it is enough to exist in the world and marvel at it. You don’t need to justify that, or earn it. You are allowed to just live."
Becky Chambers, A Psalm for the Wild-Built
Never trust a Diesel
The words "SPUNE or knife?" on a poster for the third dune film
I see you've played knifey-spooney before
I do love the latest Adam Curtis documentary Shifty, but I really miss his voiceover saying things like "and then the Cashmere rabbits stopped breeding" or "but this was a fiction". www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...
Screenshot from a BBC educational website. The expanded section reads: "10. How to be polite and show respect In the old days of feudal Japan, a samurai warrior would shout You are trying to view Flash content, but you have no Flash plugin installed."
Remembering the ancient ways
That portrait looks like a computer generated the average of all the male characters in The Thick Of It
It's like monk and robot rolled into one beautiful entity!
"And then there’s Deputy Shawn Cooley, who is apparently quite upset that people have been calling him “Lemon Pound Cake.”"
@masnick.com with a great rundown and Cliff's Notes of the Afroman trial.
www.techdirt.com/2026/03/18/a...
At work, I have a saved image of Rumsfeld which I "deploy" when necessary.