He’s curled up on the couch, spending his Christmas Eve with Alpine. It’s just another night for him… It’s better not to think about any of it.

Watching the snow fall outside… He seems to be mesmerized by it.

Some days, I just kinda wanna get laid.

…

Uh huh.

I feel like this should be offensive.

𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒓 𝑺𝒑𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒍𝒆𝒅 𝑴𝒂𝒏 𝑾𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝑨 𝑷𝒍𝒂𝒏

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° 𝑳𝒆𝒘𝒅 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒆𝒅 — 𝑺𝑭𝑾

° 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒔

° 𝑩𝒊𝒔𝒆𝒙𝒖𝒂𝒍 — 𝑺𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉

° #𝖬𝖺𝗋𝗏𝖾𝗅RP – #BSRP

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𝑹𝑬𝑻𝑾𝑬𝑬𝑻 \ 𝑳𝑰𝑲𝑬

I’m back. Maybe.
We’ll see how it goes.

“𝖤𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗅𝗂𝗇𝖾.”
𝖣𝖾𝗌𝖼𝗋𝗂𝗉𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾 𝖺𝗌 𝗒𝗈𝗎
𝖫𝗂𝗍𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗍𝖾
𝖦𝖺𝗒
𝖲𝗍𝗈𝗇𝗒 𝗉𝗋𝖾𝖿𝖾𝗋𝗋𝖾𝖽
𝖲𝗁𝗂𝗉𝗌 𝗐/𝖼𝗁𝖾𝗆
𝖳𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗀𝖾𝗋 𝗐𝖺𝗋𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌
𝖮𝖼𝗌 𝗐𝖾𝗅𝖼𝗈𝗆𝖾
𝖮𝖼 𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽𝗅𝗒
𝖬𝗂𝗋𝗋𝗈𝗋 𝖣𝖾𝗌𝖼𝗋𝗂𝗉𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾
𝖠𝗅𝗅 𝖥𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗈𝗆𝗌 𝗐𝖾𝗅𝖼𝗈𝗆𝖾
𝖱𝖾𝗍𝗐𝖾𝖾𝗍𝗌 𝖺𝗉𝗉𝗋𝖾𝖼𝗂𝖺𝗍𝖾𝖽
𝖶𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾𝗋 #Gᴏʟᴅ

Nods, turns into mild disagreeing bobs, “Meh, the serum speeds up healing a little but I’ve been bed-ridden a few times after a good ass whoopin’.

Think it’s more about not blocking punches with your face~

That helps.”

I just think ass cracks but on his face.

Frank has face cracks.

“Spose Kate would be mad if I had one of her soda’s huh? Guess I’ll have a beer.” He’s not particularly a fan of beer, especially since he can’t get drunk anymore. But he’s come to endure it for the sake of his scant social life.

“The cracks..? That’s an interesting way of putting it.

Dunno if it’s any consolation at all but… You look fine to me. Not a day over 75.” He winks.

“Least you’re not as old as me…”

“Not a bad idea… What you got?”

“Mmhmm—“ Nods, chewing for why too long, swallows, “You too.”

Quickly shoves multiple nuggets in his mouth like a chipmunk. His expression is still pretty blank regardless of the fullness of his cheeks.

“Careful Frank… You’re starting to sound old.”

I think I need a strong man in my life again.

“... yeah… she uh,

Can talk to squirrels, I guess?
I dunno exactly what her deal is, to be honest.

Damn. I’m jealous. Barbecue sauce too? Mmm…

“You talkin’ about Squirrel Girl? Doreen is nice and her squirrels are surprisingly well behaved.”

“You’re not wrong. I didn’t even know Sugar Gliders existed until I saw someone carrying one around.

And everyone has a snake now.”

… what does this mean?

-immediately clings to him like a magnet-

-immediately smiles warmly-

Steve!!

I miss Steve…