Quark chyron on the news with Quark speaking

News used to be better

With the greatest of respect senator, this post is loser shit.

This one really fucked me up when I saw it

Me, joking: I can’t believe we chose “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally”

Conservatives, dead serious: it was a tough choice, but I’m glad we picked “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally”

PILOT: this is transport Echo-One-Niner, requesting berth clearance
CONTROL: Madden Control, confirmed Echo-One-Niner, we have you at berth Hoses-Alpha
PILOT: confirmed Control. Mama mia. Papa pia.
CONTROL: Baby got the diarrhea, Echo-One-Niner. Control out.

If it sucks hit da bricks

I love hearing people's favorite Godzilla movie choices, because it's an equal mix of "It's a tragic metaphor for nuclear destruction that continues to resonate" and "The filmmaking is a lovely blend of tokusatsu action and human drama" and "I like Gigan because he's handsome"

This is Pulitzer shit right here.

I think it's near Stroop

No

There are but they don’t stream what they’re watching just themselves

Don’t forget to set your clocks back tonight! It always slipped my mind until I heard this traditional rhyme:
Spring back for Easter’s attack, forward in Fall ‘tward the Pumpkin Man’s call.

Slander, he didn’t actually ever work a day as a cop!

@torshi.bsky.social Hello to the only other person I’ve seen who uses a rude dog avatar, I just got real confused reading a thread

Are the straits okay?

An actual book titled "Suck Mommy's Piss Flaps: an Erotic Killer Story...or Something" by [alleged] international bestselling author Layla Moon, pink book cover with a variety of dogshit fonts somebody's friend made at no-cost using their free trial of adobe photoshop

Easily the worst book cover I've ever seen

Wish I could harness the excitement I get when Mulder and Scully meet the episodes local Sheriff

Just checked and I'm at £47,835.61 raised for charity since 2020 when I started doing this silly streaming thing

Another 2 and a bit thousand and I'll be able to start saying Ive raised £50k. Thats cool.

Cool.

We've had some great news here, Robin has been offered a huge discount on the chair we've been raising money for so we're incredibly close to the goal now, if anyone has anything to spare get my pal some wheels.

gofund.me/5a95f49b4

What the fuck

sigh

hey remember when I got shit on for years for trying to warn people that GamerGate was just Nazis and not just about harassing women and not just about some “consumer revolt”

If you see someone wearing meta glasses you're legally allowed to deck them, I checked

They don't teach enough in schools that evil is also often really stupid.

How are you supposed to explain to people how this entire social, political, and economic reality is entirely downstream from anime getting banned on some dipshit's forum 25ish years ago

xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government

What was the pony, Wil?