My most boomer trait is getting mad at loud cars

You made me second guess for a second 😞

The kids in my class “make a bubble” by holding air in their mouth when it’s time to be quiet. Sometimes they like me to pop the bubble by poking their cheeks because they think it’s funny. Why did a girl come up to me and point to her cheeks for me to pop while HER MOUTH WAS FULL OF WATER

Accidentally talked about the negative environmental impact of lawns today when someone brought up mowing. Instead of becoming hotter and more interesting I am becoming worse

Please don’t talk badly about my favorite player since a few days ago

A kid and I were going back and forth with “see you later, alligator” and “after a while crocodile” and “see you soon, baboon” and then he said “get out of here, glasses” which just felt like bullying

I’m not a blonde but maybe some heavy eye makeup and an American flag behind me would be believable

I think I would be a great conservative influencer. They’d be so easy to scam

I DO think AI is making us dumber and I DO think less of you if you use ChatGPT regularly

Why is Jensen Ackles on my boss’s computer lol

#43

Bless the hawks for giving me good news to wake up to

Well happy birthday again!

Is it today?? Happy birthday

Jaws 3D is the best bad movie I have ever seen

I am SO EXCITED for this to come out tomorrow

Logging off

A little girl kept saying “there are so many bugs in here!” And she’s probably going to go home and tell her parents. We have an ant farm and a butterfly zoo, not an infestation

And a stackable flower to learn about the parts of a plant

At my very serious job making toy dinosaur fossils out of clay

A busy morning in the neighborhood

Now’s the time to decide

Absolutely incredible.

NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.

Watch with sound on.

Sunday nights are so depressing. Should I just die instead of go to work tomorrow

Go spurs go from your longtime spurs fan friend

I was born in the Bay Area and most of my extended family is still there and I could be a warriors fan but I don’t think I would survive it

Wow I decide to become a spurs fan and now nobody likes them?

#42

I’m going to be so mad if my options are Gavin Newsom and JD Vance