This is the kind of thing I keep in my back pocket for when I make a mistake at work. “At least I didn’t _____!”

Women only want one thing and it’s fucking silly

Ideal relationship dynamic

If he achieves this I’ll actually move there and live in a tiny studio apartment that costs more than my mortgage with my whole family.

Our first bird babies of 2026. I swear one of them wants to come in and live with us. He’s always looking inside.

lol hell yeah boy I feel great that will negatively affect my child and his friends. Thanks Steve!

True!!!

It’s so cool how we, as a society, have let men be children all the way up until the day they die.

Lmao

In addition to normal ones but I was a teen in the 90s, so there aren’t that many normal ones, ya know?

You think you can hurt my feelings? I got my like 6 or 7 eyebrow hairs that grow straight out of my forehead at a 90 degree angle.

It's a shame none of these guys can smash their personalities with a hammer because I have never seen a collection of men so devoid of charisma.

Believe women unless it’s a guy from “our team,” right?

Love the shirt (and those hot dogs, they could not be better)

There’s a bird singing outside my house that sounds so fake I’m about ready to call the police

🙏

Sometimes I remember I can use my adult money and my driver’s license however I want and it’s pretty great

I exercised my free will to ensure my day keeps going strong

I just had a leftover cheesy bean and rice burrito for breakfast and I fear my day has peaked too early

My creature did this too! Is this coordinated attack?

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this is an extremely humiliating time to apply for jobs

I just found out George and Ma’am were married in real life did you guys know this???

Yes there is. You’re either stupid or lying.

Found a real badass on Facebook

I’m glad you’re getting this checked out!

I’d like to teleport to a Waffle House tbh

Lookin like a young teen girl figuring out he’s trans masc

This is genuinely better than the alternative of spending the next few days biting the increasingly swollen spot. That is no quality of life.

Leo just made a unilateral decision about how we are spending the next hour I guess