I should use this space to crash out more because it’s like SCREAMING INTO THE VOID

@sarpu.bsky.social hi Sarah with an H and calico kitty. Go C’s ☘️🏀 (I’m mostly on other site, but hi lol 🦋)

Heehee :3 Maria the email list is working 🤭 see you in Sac

Ah dang missed it, Omg @bsky.app this is why we need alerts feature for specific people we follow, for I don’t know, comedy legends just handing out free shows and t-shirts perhaps?! Jesus louise-us 🦋

Oh god, now this is going to be a brain worm forever in my head just like Gordon Ramsay’s daughter yelling don’t burn the butter 😭😭

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🤩🤩🤩Whoooooo amazing color combo ❤️🤍on the elf 🧝🏻‍♀️ 🍪that does it herself 💪

KP TIME BABYYYYY

For 3 🔥KP

New lows as I checked someone’s GitHub to confirm they were still alive

Science Rules! 🧪👨‍🔬🔬

I feel the same way about aerospace network engineering. Global provider of cybersecurity or nothing for me

Lmao Lucky doesn’t even cook, he can just bake cookies, that’s why Nara has to spend 8 hours a day making her own butter and shit 🤭

Celtics Game Recap:

I had these before too, so delicious 😋

🥰 good memories

Al Horford forever!

Got a long day at work tomorrow Great Win #Celtics 😴

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GAMEDAY !! GO CELTICS 🍀💚

Sounds like a respectful place to affirm gratitude for the Devine feminine force and the miracle of fertility, probably

I’m not an avid knower of ball (yet), so I follow @aceboogie1105.bsky.social and @riannbakes.bsky.social because they seriously do 🏀☘️

Found out today is Princess day, so of course Layla and I celebrated 👸🏻💅🪽✨

Heehee :3 I love the lil lego kitty 🐱

It’s me, @mariabamford.bsky.social I’ve just left Twitter. I’m a comedian and had used Twitter to connect with fans and other comedians. I’m not sure how to let people know I’m here. Ha-ha.

HAHAHAHA im so happy😂, she’s alive. I thought I was gonna have to text the hotline you volunteer at to get my bamfoo fix 😂

B-B-B-BONUS RIANN ☘️🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Good luck 🍀 and Godspeed 🫡
Read your yaps & shenanigans l8r 🤭

🤭 You’re the best rabbit food 💚🐇coach 🥹🥹😭😭 thank you. Looking into Chimichurri 🏀☘️

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I’M SHAKING ASS (respectfully ofc 🤭)