Why is he bothering trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful when he literally just referred to someone else as the neighbourhood ho though?? You know???

And for the lady, perhaps a ‘Certified Poppet/Lovely/Sweetie’ beanie?

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I dunno what this viral throat thing was/is but I’m STILLLL not all the way right (💚 actually 🫡) and it’s getting so frustrating. I had big plans for today’s recording time and my voice is just not up for as much as it was before I got sick weeks ago. Alright I just needed a grumble cheers babez

Started my day with a Shakespeare show and ended it with a Twilight themed party so I covered all the great literature today really 👌🏻

I cannot stop laughing at this

Liked the SFW voicemail I left? The second half is up at BoonsAudios.com and it’s definitely more NSFW. ❤️‍🔥

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Couldn't be more excited to announce that my chat with Eve for one of her Behind The Mic episodes is out now on vanillaaudio.com

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The concept of the dog smelling food, pausing to read the packet, and going “Aw darn. Chocolate. What a shame.” Then consequently leaving it be.

A career highlight that still makes me laugh years later 😂

Wait…you’ve NEVER been overstimmed!?!? Oh we cannot have that. 🤫

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Barely related but reminded me of a time I suggested branded chocolate for a home mailer campaign. The client said we should put a warning on the box incase it arrived while people weren’t home and they had a dog. I had to point out that a dog wouldn’t be able to read a warning. 💀

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🌙 You’re away on holiday and the bed just feels too big without you. But, it does give me the chance to reflect on how lucky I am to have you, someone who quiets the noise, respects my spoonie ways, and never thinks I’m too much. 🌙

Oh good it’s not just me. I also find discord servers generally overwhelming notification wise so have everything muted for my sanity and then miss everything because it doesn’t occur to me to go and look 😅

Urgh that’s so crap, I’m sorry! Mine were late every time up until I was discharged from their titration service, panicked every single appointment. 🫠

Oh no 😏

If anything they should be grateful!

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Big awooga energy

ANY TIME OR DAY OR NIGHT

Kris 💀💀💀💀

A LOOOOTTA SPARKLES

This was exactly what I was going for thank yew

I created a profile on ACX.com and uploaded some samples - my first book actually was from an author hearing them and reaching out but generally you audition through there. 😊

Finally plucked up the courage to talk about the audiobooks I narrate 🕺

Find the full post on the gram.

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Feeling a pair of hands slide into my hair, gripping tightly. I’m suddenly no longer in control of the depth or pace like I was. His hips piston upwards, my eyes water, my throat fills, before he lets go and I gasp for breath.

“I’m sorry, that was cheeky of me…”

“PLEASE do it again.” I whimper.

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Good morning. Started my Monday by leaving bite marks on my pillow and I’m happy bout it.

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She went acoustic 👌🏻