Think pizza rat, but for a rural audience!

- Pitch session

That's one degree from calling you "spry".

It is easy to not realize how many years have passed, that's for sure. I went to a high school reunion not long ago but they had all gotten so old they didn't recognize me.

Thanks, it's a tribute to my habit of thinking of the perfect witty reply three days later when the thread has gone cold and no one will see it.

Dog being walked by invisible man

Matt Bors cartoon showing a woman saying "My God these Trump people are racist" and a MAGA hatted guy responding by shaving his head and becoming a Nazi saying "Fine, I might as well become a Nazi if that's what makes you happy!"

"The opening panel focused — appropriately enough — on Trump’s threats to university funding, free speech on campus, and more. Then it was time for questions, and I raised my hand. I said that I agreed with all the critiques of Trump, but I also wondered what those of us who work in higher education might have done — or not done — to bring about this awful moment. Could we use it to look in the mirror, I asked, and not just to circle the wagons?"

This is "Trump was elected because Democrats were too woke" using a lot more words.

Is it '96 or Joe Digenova no it's '26 and Joe Digenova yes it's '26 and Joe Digenova it's nobody's business but the Turks

Is there ever!

Is this locker room talk?

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FWIW, the answer to this question is “no”

Oy, that old canard

Oops not 50%, but almost.

Add Orbán to that list, and 50% on the list are now out of power and two out of that three are in prison.

To be fair changing crap to stuff has been a dream since the first alchemists

Orban defeated ending 16 years of reactionary rule, Bolsanaro defeated, tried, and in prison, the same trend in Poland and other countries -- what a moment for David Brooks to write a long piece about how reactionaries are taking over the world.

He's not just always wrong, often exactly backwards

Pioneer was funnier because they actually censored the genitals, the original had them but there were "moral objections" so for the woman they sent out a drawing of a Barbie doll basically.

I remember a cartoon with aliens saying "They look just like us but my God, how do they reproduce??"

The sampling of human culture iwas meant for aliens who might happen to find it some day, but 1977 is so long ago now it's useful to us as a time capsule.

These people didn't have answering machines, let alone cell phones! Now that's an alien culture.

High-Volume Days: In December 2025, Trump posted 168 times in a single day, including a stretch of 147 posts within two hours. Another high-volume day on March 10, 2025, included 141 posts or reposts.

If you just look at the amount of time he spends posting on Truth Social every day just by counting his posts, plus how much of what he's posting is FOX News propaganda he heard verbatim, it's clear that Trump spends virtually all his time watching TV or whining on social media. "Busy" he's not.

If you just count up the number of posts per day on Truth Social, and look at how much of it is verbatim propaganda from FOX News, it's obvious that watching TV and posting is virtually all he does. He's the opposite of "busy".

the president of the united states is personally looting the treasury to the tune of literally billions of dollars and that he is not being immediately removed from office and tried for high crimes against this country is a devastating indictment of every part of our political system

Breaking, get ready for three-legged mad cows

He’s being controlled by Wormatouille, it’s not his fault.

Leopards, faces, the saga goes on

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The clown Eastman disbarred. The arc of the moral universe gets there eventually.

Rats fleeing a sinking brand

Maybe he's just got a very dry sense of humor.

Nah, he's an idiot.

You're a typeface of knowledge

Trump’s sexy line drawing birthday card to Jesus is raising eyebrows