*Marco Pierre White voice*

“This fettuccine & red sauce is absolutely pedestrian. Pure crass commercialism. I despise it. We sell 500 a night and we eat it after hunting trips.”

Those would be killer with some Señor Matty’s @mattyselly.bsky.social

Inside Lazarus: How North Korea uses AI to industrialize attacks on developers Expel is tracking a North Korean (DPRK) state-sponsored APT group. This group is targeting Web3 developers to steal cryptocurrency and NFTs.

- The threat actors successfully pulled off a supply-chain attack by compromising the developer of a VS Code extension and injecting it with malware.

- Mass layoffs across tech likely contributed to the success of the hacker's elaborate scheme.

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It’s my Emotional Support Noodle

Sure are a lot of people coughing on the metro for late April. No masks! 😬

Bill *would* be a Mets fan…it makes sense

I’m loving the proliferation of Achewood this week. Uncle Ray would approve

Nooooo can’t have people sitting down

Thank god. No news finally @bluser12.bsky.social

Couscous is canonically eaten in the Free City of Braavos

The oil industry is making billions from the Iran war—it should be taxed | CCPA The current windfall could be Canadian oil's final boom—the proceeds must be reinvested into economic diversification and industrial planning

What is it actually doing though? If gas stations don’t pass on the savings it’s a truly empty measure. Gas prices have *not* gone down here. Not convinced oil companies are losing money on this lol. $10m a day after tax is crazy talk

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Complaining is the spice of life

As a customer I love ordering the same thing every time. As a cook I despised making it 😅

Descartes apparently was not a morning person. He always slept in very late

When people would ask him the time, he would reply "I think, therefore 1 pm"

Haha wow that is pretty based indeed! Guess I’ll take the Markopalypse any day

Hahaha. The Markopalypse

FranklinBenedict • 17h * New York Mets I just want to say that the New York Mets are now 47-70 since playing "Kokomo" on the day Brian Wilson died last June. The curse no one is talking about. 4 Reply 3 3,172少 yumyumapollo • 17h Ro Tampa Bay Rays ® Top 1% Commenter Met Sounds 5 个18941

If you’re not a Norm Head by now I don’t know what to tell you

Good stuff man! Defector is the best

Sounds like it’s time to take up yoga… only partially joking

Nothing like a good midnight chug of ice cold tap water amirite @yoda-nobunaga.bsky.social ?

The world’s first monument to batteries

Arts & science big sweeping windows lifting

Seriously felt I was back in BC for a second there

The Montreal sky that you can eat like a cotton candy

$800m and you can’t build a sauna?! Come on man

Olympic stadium under construction

The sun bursting through at the entrance of the Olympic sports centre

Olympic stadium rising high in the clouds

Always construction season in Montreal

Went out to the Olympic Stadium pool in search of sauna. Alas, Quebec has spit in the face of god and it will be $90 spas forevermore

Sounds like this is up your alley @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social

It’s when you get the middle seat on a 737 Max 8 without reclining option

Haha yes but you know what I’m talking about right?

Ya I’m 5’9” and I can’t extend my legs either most of the time so I’m pretty sure they’re going for the “Iron Maiden” experience

White boy problems I know. I had sushi rice with butter for breakfast just to give you an idea

Because I worked in restaurants for so long (almost 20 years!) I have a love/hate with it. I love the idea of cheap restaurants but also it’s not often plain? If that makes sense? A lot of seasoning bc every meal has to be “special”. I eat very simply at home and that’s hard to find eating out in 🇨🇦

Derek Jeter could never Justify My Love