Trump is always confused!😂👇

With the government saying it will introduce a legal ban on smartphones in schools in England, our poll from February showed that 84% of Britons feel phones should be banned from the school day

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Support these data centers: SCHOOLS, LIBRARIES, BOOKSTORES

Happy National Library Week! 💙📚

Flunkey, the Eye’s royal correspondent, points out that Brian counted himself among Mandelson’s friends in the distant past but gave him the royal cold shoulder after resignation number two.

➡️ Watch Page 94, the Private Eye podcast: youtu.be/SAS64Tqu6ZI

Donald Trump’s approval rating Follow our presidential approval rating poll tracker to see how favourably Americans view Mr Trump

Donald Trump's approval rating currently stands at -18. His unpopularity is in large part explained by Americans’ views of the economy. Follow our Trump tracker for the latest

53% of Britons think Keir Starmer has not been honest about how the decision to appoint Peter Mandelson as British ambassador to the US was made - just 16% think he has

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Hungary’s election winner will be seized on by centrists and progressives as a case study in how to reverse democratic decay. He should be ruthless in dismantling his predecessor’s legacy econ.st/4dSOyD4

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Badenoch backs UN disability convention and right to independent living… but only in Wales Conservative leader Kemi Badenoch has backed calls to incorporate the UN disability convention into law and to introduce a right to independent living for disabled people… but only in Wales. Her pa…

Conservative leader Kemi Badenoch has backed calls to incorporate the UN disability convention into law and to introduce a right to independent living for disabled people… but only in Wales.
#UNCRPD #CRPD #Senedd #Elections
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Artemis splashes down

From the new Private Eye, out now.

I miss President Obama so much. I will love that man forever.

Was he perfect? No.

But he was a man filled with decency, with an aura that moved your soul. He never punched down on people or dehumanized groups for a laugh. He understood the solemnity of the office, and he remains such a good man.

Two senior former police officers have identified serious flaws in the police investigation of the Lucy Letby case.

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With former NATO chief George Robertson criticising the government for complacency on defence, 69% of Britons say the UK is not well prepared for a major conflict

Very/fairly well prepared: 19%
Not very well/at all prepared: 69%

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I'm am a Poll Judge and I can attest to the fact that there is NO FRAUD!!!!

Don't let them push this nonsense!!!!

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#Iran

#Epstein

#EpsteinFiles

Britain's shadow workforce is paid as little as 65p an hour. Who cares for the carers? | Frances Ryan Carer’s allowance turns 50 this year, but it’s no reflection of the labour of the millions who cook, clean and nurse behind closed doors, says Guardian columnist Frances Ryan

Today is the 50th anniversary of
Carer’s Allowance.

I wrote about the 6 million people in the U.K. who are unpaid carers - and why it’s time the state stopped asking them to prop up the broken care system whilst pushing them into poverty and ill health. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

The Dream Team failed. Total shock. We sent two of our most mediocre real estate developers and a fraud. Who could’ve guessed this outcome?

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‘It’s not AI, it’s real’: shock as RSPCA releases images of 250 dogs found at property Dozens of dogs were found crammed into single living room space at property in undisclosed location in UK More than 250 dogs have been found at a property in scenes so shocking that the RSPCA was forced to deny allegations that the images were faked by artificial intelligence. The animal welfare charity said it took in 87 dogs from the property at an undisclosed location in the UK and the remainder went to the Dogs Trust, another charity. Continue reading...

‘It’s not AI, it’s real’: shock as RSPCA releases images of 250 dogs found at property

Pick a favourite. I’ll start:
Boris Johnson.

Derby car incident: What we know so far A 36-year-old man, originally from India, but who has lived in the UK for a number of years, has been arrested on suspicion of attempted murder.

Derby car incident: What we know so far

Now get out and vote in the midterms like your life depends on it, because it does. #NoKings

Philly says No Kings!!!

Missing private investigator evidence in Daily Mail’s case ‘stark’, high court told Claimants say lost documents hide scale of alleged unlawful information gathering at publisher of the Daily Mail The amount of lost or destroyed documents relating to the Daily Mail publisher’s use of private investigators is “stark in the extreme”, the high court has heard. However, the thin surviving evidence of payments to private investigators contains “conspicuous and often shocking evidence”, according to lawyers for a group of claimants accusing the publisher of using unlawful techniques. Continue reading...

Missing private investigator evidence in Daily Mail’s case ‘stark’, high court told

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Mike Luckovich (@mluckovich.bsky.social) on President Puppet.

Saying The Quiet Part Out Loud Dept.-Kinda sounds like he's admitting he interfered in the election with VERY specific statistics.

I quit Twitter because he bought it, way before his confession he stole the election for the Orange Atrocity. 🍊💩

Now I'm SURE I made the right decision! 👍

Trump, Who Calls Mail-in Voting ‘Cheating,’ Just Voted by Mail

President Trump has called mail-in (postal) voting "cheating"

Yet in this week's special election in Florida, in which he had a vote, he voted...by mail. Something he's done at least once before.

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