I think I have whatever the opposite of Seasonal Affective Disorder is... When the sun comes out and it gets a click above 73° I get, well, SAD.

Autocorrect just changed "bro" to "brim" and I shall be adopting this into my lexicon. You have been warned.

I accidentally typed a winky-frowny face, and I gotta say, I quite like it. It conveys I'm grumpy, but I'll still wink atcha.

;( y'all, ;(

I really admire people who are smarter than me. Which is why I admire almost everyone.

Today, my wife called me a "divine tool." I've definitely been called a "tool" before, so it was nice to get the upgrade.

@crooked.com is there a reason none of your podcasts are playing on Spotify or Amazon music? I tried @podsaveamerica.crooked.com PSW, what a day... Nothing works on either platform. Is there an issue on your end? (my other music and podcasts play just fine, it's just your content that's not working)

Welcome to North Carolina, where it's summer from March until November, with just enough winter days thrown in to break your immune system.

Here in NC, we are in the four-minute window where it's really pleasant outside AND there are no mosquitos. It comes twice a year, and we're in the spring window. I'm milking it for all it's worth.

Well, that was fun, Winter. Nice time we had together. Not even February and it's basically Spring. 🤦

H8ters gon' h8t. Don't let their bad attitude get on the way of making someone's day.

Hey friends! I'm back with Purple Door Productions for their Valentine's Day fundraiser. They're doing a dinner-theatre-style setup, like they've done in the past. This is a hilarious spoof of R&J, and you'll love the murder mystery aspect!

Info in the photo! (let me know if you have any questions)

oh you're done unpacking? well unpack THIS! (Ie, me!)

need some help with that unpacking there?

This sure makes coming home from the holidays a lot easier. If these boys hadn't been here waiting for us, we might not have flown back from Washington State...

My mom signed an email to me with, "Love to everyone in your house," and it made my day. She's not just sending love to my human family, she is clearly sending love to my cats, and that is amazing. I'm stealing this.

"It does not do to merely ask the question when the answer is asking to be found."

-- My dad, a few minutes ago.

I'm officially giving up on Twitter and giving this a shot. Let's see how we do.