MJ Ultra*

He was an MJ Lenderman boy. She was a Waxahatchee girl. Can I make it any more obvious?

Manchester City Helpfully Extends Arsenal's Freefall Last week, I wrote that Manchester City had to intervene and stop the Arsenal title march, mainly for my own personal enjoyment. While some of you rightfully didn’t appreciate that, you can’t argue…

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It’s Sunday night, time to drink exactly one homemade espresso martini frappe and call 911

My vile agenda rolls on...

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Oh noooo, Everton lost the first Merseyside Derby at its new stadium. How sad.

"Everton, the Bluesky team" is the first compelling argument I've seen for why this place stinks.

Mohamed Salah scoring in his final Merseyside Derby, oh I’m feeling the big E•MO•TION.

Bluesky sucks this, Twitter is washed that…the real enemy is Threads, where the insane people live.

Hark! Follow The Sounding Of The Horns To The 2026 NBA Playoff Preview | Defector Whoaaaa, get a load of this! The NBA playoffs are starting tomorrow. Yes yes, there are more play-in tournament games tonight, but we’re not here to talk about that. We’re here to talk about the real…

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When I see the words “The Pitt” in a post, I know I’m going to either get a nice little “I like the show!” sentiment or the most unhinged bit of media commentary the world has ever seen, and I think that’s beautiful.

Yeah it took me like ten seconds to be like “why doesn’t she sound unbelievably goo- ohhhhhh”

Hootin and hollerin over here

I’m going to become one of those mentally unwell fans of The Pitt, but only for the Mel-Santos karaoke scene.

In the other game, I know Sporting isn't really trying to score, for some unknown reason, but it's wild to me that Arsenal is going to advance from this tie with a 1-0 aggregate win. Truly whelming performance.

Luis Diaz pulls back ahead of me on the Luis Rankings. I'm ok with that.

I’m begging you.

This is the type of Champions League shit that only happens in Real Madrid's favor lol

Live by the Manuel Neuer sweeper keeper, die by the Manuel Neuer sweeper keeper.

Thank fuck.

Ok technical difficulties is actually a perfect way for this Heat season to end.

FREE ME FROM THIS PRISON

Alright, Bam Adebayo is hurt, please put me out of my misery on this truly fucking terrible sports day.

Sporting Clube de Portugal's got something for me.

Both my teams robbed by VAR, I'm taking the moral victories for today.

And now Barcelona gets a questionable red card, sick. This is going great for me.

Really, this match is a perfect microcosm for the entire Liverpool season: Play better, create chances, absolutely suck complete butt at finishing those chances, give up goals the other way that they probably shouldn't have.

Liverpool probably should have scored any of their, like, 17 good chances today. Ah well,,,,,

Ekitike is pprobably gonna miss the World Cup, poor guy, this sucks so much.

boo