Surely I’m not the only one who thinks this whenever they see a map of The Strait Of Hormuz on the news?

Monochrome wanker bird

And then I get this monochrome wanker invading my personal space. (4’ away from me)

I just want to have a quiet 5 minutes in the garden but there is some prick in a light aircraft dicking about. Just flown over 3 times. Where’s my bazooka?

Quote with a pic of you in your glasses

Joyous

Yeay! Bought the pink one!

@robhatch.bsky.social cobble gobbler?!???!?

Big man baby puppet.

America shrugs and returns to its chlorinated chicken and aerosol cheese, its leading paedophile remaining conspicuously not torn limb from limb on the White House lawn.

And sadly no

Go to sleep my love…

I remember that hair!

Burning fuck face’s leaflet.

I enjoyed doing that. Funnily enough it left a greasy residue on my patio. #fuckreform #burnthemburnthemall

Phil Mitchell & Dot Cotton

Sweep and Sue.

How did the rest of the date go?

I was stuck in the pub with my husband talking drunkenly to his mate about football - again.

God. I’m bored.

That’s dark…

What a prick. 🙁

He is Superb!

He’s so lucky to have me! 😂

Truth xx

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You look beautiful x

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More luck than judgement.

My husband, a Palace fan, does not find this funny. I do though.

I call on my party and my government to remove themselves entirely from X and communicate with the public where they actually participate online and can be protected from such illegality.

The common ingredients in quiches and custard are eggs, milk and double cream, so quiches and custard are closer to each other than the orange man babies sanity, if he ever had any to start with. Saying that, a jellyfish and a stapler are more similar than that man’s sanity.

New year, new head cold. 🤧🤧🤧🤧