1st rule of Programming:
If it works; don't touch it!..

Must reproduce this ancient t-shirt again. Or perhaps put this on stickers? #WhaddoUsay? 🤔😏😇😎

I got fired for hanging this painting upside down. 🧐🤔 How was I supposed to know which way it goes? 😏😇😎

She’s right. They only runs out of juice, but that can be fixed by using one with a cord (if you don’t mind the risk of getting electrocuted — sparks flying and a once in a lifetime orgasm). 😇😏😎

One of the perks of working from home! 😇😎

If you say so… But why settle for the one, and not include the other? 🤔😏😇😎

Yeah. This made me laugh as well… 😎

Everyone at Schrödinger's funeral looking at his coffin. 😇😎 Especially the cat… 😏

And to be completely honest, better than 100% of all Americans… 😎

That sounds about right. 😏😎

Ever thought about this? 🤔 You should have!! 😎

As a matter of fact I did order from the huge blue and yellow store today… 😏 And yes, I do wonder what name they would assign to this. 🤔😇😎

It will cost you an arm and a leg, and probably your firstborn. But else it would have been 2038 before there was time to fix things… 🤔😎

Yeah. So how about you? Laugh, or fuck off! It’s your choice. 🤔😇😏😎

Well… 🤔 Morticia does!?!??! 😎

As you should!! 😇😏😎

Yup.

I should have plastered this, in mirror image, all across the bonnet of my car!! Bloody useless pricks on the roads during weekends (and many weekdays too). 😇😏😎

Let's normalise texting each other like weary 18th-century explorers. I’ll start: 😏😎

Nah thanks! I’m fine!! 😎

Ohmmmm… Cookies!! 🍪😇😎

Yup. This note now sits on my desk permanently… 🤔😇😎

And the Dutch love them both (and more). 😎

Love this!! Also reminds me of a great TV-show called “Slow Horses”. 🤔 Don’t know why… 😇😏😎 Watch it!! You’ll love it!!

Much later! 👋🏼 Bye, losers!! 😇😎

I don’t have to assume. 🤔 I know!! 😏

There is a little science in everything!! 🤓😏😎

I know!! But I will go with that flow anyway! It seems too much fun to waste! 🤔😇😏😎

Alright… 😏😇😎

Okay, I’ll agree. This will not happen here too many times… 😇😎