when you post like a pervert you lose those who are lost but gain those who are enlightened by the forces of toxic yaoi

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

today i found out why people need a good credit score (and high credit limit) and it's to panic buy $7k worth of BTS concert tickets for u and ur friends

the entire population of England in 1086 will return in... Avengers Domesday

oh, that character there is genocide guy, he's kind of a fan favorite. the one next to him, though, that's the one everyone hates, she was rude once.

guy who’s learning Latin but only so he can understand the lyrics of the songs that the choirs sing during video game boss fights

Absolutely offensive how many people are out here including Schweppes in their Heated Rivalry posts - Shane Hollander drinks Canada Dry, you imbeciles

my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides

Heated Rivalry official S1 soundtrack when

distressing how funny i can be when i simply just don't sleep or eat or take care of myself in any way

MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok

John Oliver really was not kidding about the overwhelming rebellious power of just saying “Fuck you, make me.”

With Hockey RPF the fanfic was for the romance and the sex, the things canon didn't provide. But in Heated Rivalry canon does provide. So logic dictates that the fanfic is there to make them actually play hockey.

Heated Rivalry good and also? Excellent.

Needledropping t.at.u's All the Things She Said to straight bait the queers.... Magnificent.

I hate to admit it but in my heart I know Jack Aubrey would get devastatingly into crypto, like he would ruin his entire life, 2025 Jack Aubrey has to go capture a Russian aircraft carrier because he lost all his money on slurp juice

i should be in charge of the marvel movies. i will cast mark rylance, jared harris, mark strong, paul dano, and paul giamatti as the avengers. their headquarters are the municipal planning office of a midsize american city. the supervillain they defeat will be various challenges to zoning reform

I feel like if you encounter a vampire and they aren’t rich that improves your odds substantially. Bro is immortal but couldn’t figure out how to get compound interest to work in his favor, he’s not exactly a mastermind. Keep your wits about you and you’re probably fine.

I feel like we give too much credit to the inherent homoeroticism of things. In many cases, it's not inherently homoerotic at all, and only becomes so through serious and dedicated effort. People work hard to make that shit homoerotic, and frankly, sometimes the circumstances are NOT helping.

don’t let fandom discourse distract you from sexualizing and fetishizing your favorite character

this is a sith lightsaber, from the war. I keep it on a shelf right next to my stormtrooper armor and imperial officer’s uniform. I’ve even got a verified chunk of the death star from yavin. I’m just a collector. I just think the history is interesting. no, I don’t have any rebel stuff

Strange but true: the "quaint and curious volumes of forgotten lore" that Poe's narrator is pondering in his famous poem The Raven was actually the Elder Scrolls fan wiki

Congratulations to TIME Magazine’s Person of the Year: The Grink

is this thing on

hello? hello?

One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential

The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.