I love you and I love that you introduced me to it! I am so happy you like the painting ❤️

Ohh these are also excellent choices! I think when I eventually give up the blonde I’ll probably go for fun colors too.

Aww you can add me if you like! And I’m doing alright. I had a mild mid-life crisis and bleached my hair blonde 😆

Hi Willow!!!

I’m pretty sure I’m just 47% pollen now

I’m so excited for it when I get home

We needed it too 🩷

Ohh getting global coordination would be so satisfying. Or staggering it so the world is always screaming. That also seems appropriate.

Maybe around 5pm? Seems like a good time where enough bullshit has happened for the day but the evening isn’t over and can be salvaged.

Life would be better if it were socially acceptable to let out loud guttural screams whenever it felt right. Maybe a daily screaming hour for anyone to join as desired?

You need this and I believe in your ability to style it impeccably

I don’t think I spoke to another human for three days when I started reading it. I just stayed cozy with blankets and upsettingly normal mugs of tea and read for hours and hours in a ways I haven’t been able to do in such a long time.

A hand holding a very small artificial Christmas tree decorated with a tiny rainbow paper chain. In the background there is some blurry computer desk and crafting clutter and part of a very strange painting with two roosters looking at each other.

This is not the year for big decorations for me. Instead I got a tiny Christmas tree from IKEA (on sale for like 79 cents) and then made a tiny paper chain out of washi tape I already had. I’m loving my cheap diy craft. I also don’t think I’ll mind taking this one down at the end of the season.

Yep! That’s the one! (love you too)

Congratulations!!

I love experiencing gay panic daily over how much I love my wife. Apparently I get to just experience this joy all the time. Absolutely fuck anyone who thinks this is somehow wrong.

A big plastic tub of communion wafers (altar bread) over a pan of oil on a gas stove

Communion wafers being deep fried in the pan

Fried communion wafers tossed in a metal bowl with everything seasoning

Fried communion wafers tossed in a bowl with cinnamon sugar

sweet jesus implies the existence of savory jesus so we made both

next time: cool ranch

A picture of a fluffy white maltipoo sitting on top of a pillow and leaning over the armrest of an armchair. He is face planted into the arm rest of the neighboring couch making him look dramatically depressed. He is wearing a blue and white argyle sweater vest. There is a soft glow of Christmas lights in the background.

This is Ted. He loves wearing sweaters and also gets seasonal depression.

I’m just happy you heard it because I don’t think I was aware I even said it out loud

These are all fantastic

This is so beautifully done!

A cropped photo of a cardboard box where the only words are “stuff you” with a little heart

This feels a bit forward to be on the outside of a build a bear box

Beautiful work! I love your style.

Like what are you trying to prove, zucchini? What are you hiding?

I’ve always sort of thought of zucchini as “formal cucumber” for fancy occasions

I’ll reward you with a hotdog. You may put in whichever hole you prefer

Let’s finally get that membership this weekend. We have business to attend to at the business center.

Aww so cute!!

Your hair is perfection and that outfit is killer!

This is the face of a person who needs someone to make her soup. Hope you feel better soon; congestion sucks.