We've won multiple league titles and FA Cups?!

Amazing what brave and imaginative recruitment can achieve...

Just fucking sack him and get someone competent in. He's fucking done and needs another couple of years off.

As a Brit who just enjoyed a wonderful week in Ireland, I loved seeing the Irish placenames taking precedence on the signs now.

I first got to see them at the Budokan in Tokyo and it was amazing seeing all these solemn looking salarymen arriving for the gig, removing their suit jackets and moving their ties from neck to head!

I dragged myself to a specialist last year after my first summer back in Germany was particularly bad for the hay plague, and after learning that the issue was rye and birch, I didn't get around to organising the therapy and it went away again by itself (no doubt to hammer me again this summer!)

The smugness of someone who just cycled 19min to an appointment instead of taking the 22min bus that would almost certainly not have turned up...

Your cycling articles used to irritate me, Jacob, but now it's like a soothing balm of anything but the bastard football.

I'm done with this season. Even when we were winning I knew what was going to happen because it happens every fucking time now.

My favourite interaction along those lines (however, I was the villain in this) was yelling "run, Forest!" at a guy in a suit who was sprinting down the pavement. He screeched to a halt, caught his breath and in an extremely annoyed voice said "actually, I'm very late!" and then dashed onwards. 😆

My best mate nearly got sacked because he got caught slipping me a free one when he was working a summer job at Maccy Dees!

I love these so much...

Damn it everyone has the same dirty mind 😆

Nancy Reagan already had that one

Do we get to rename Kessler Syndrome "Musk Syndrome" now it's happening? Only seems fair...

Anyone seen Elanga's goal for Sweden?

I would posit that telling someone that they're going to heaven is breathtakingly blasphemous. Probably par for the course for any fake Christian who supports the orange rapist.

He's been a moron for quite some time.

Ours in rather more mundane fashion, spilled his hot chocolate over the breakfast table twice!

Fuck off losers.

My wife gave me so much stick when I sat next to a pond for 45 minutes trying to get a decent shot of a dragonfly. Different levels! I'd probably also wait for a week in a hidden tent before realising I'd forgotten to charge my spare batteries!

We really need the Inquisition back to deal with all the Satanic lunatics running amok in the US.

Because the executives are clueless and lazy and the Saudis gave up a long time ago. This is just managed neglect now.

31 games in is not a snap judgement.

If Tuchel watches today's "highlights" he'll be kicked straight back out.

I'm done for the season. If they turn it on for the rest of the games, then why? Why couldn't they perform when it mattered? They're gutless shits who don't deserve to play for us.

Get fucking rid.

He can take away and improve at a fucking Championship club where he belongs.

Sack him now, drop every cunt who humiliated themselves and play the u21s for the rear of the season.