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Posts by Bitchshortage

He do the grr.
We cannot fault.

1 month ago 2 0 0 0

@stumbleina.bsky.social hey buddy just dropping in to say I couldn’t sleep and thought gosh I hope Gweb is doing the least shit one can be out here in the shittyshittyshitfuckshow we find ourselves in (laughs normally) so I figured I’d tell you I’m thinking of you xox

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

@katmabu.bsky.social you did an amazing thing and I’m such a tired cunty Canadian. I feel sorry for your district that the circumstances kept them from voting or understanding that you unlike most politicians stood for everyone.

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

Thank you to everyone who supported this campaign.

Together we were able to do things never seen in American politics, to set a new standard from what we should expect from the people who try to represent us.

What we built matters, regardless of the outcome. And the work isn’t over.

1 month ago 39461 3306 1387 230

I said this so bad because I’m so mad and tired and pissy ass lol it’s a group they continues to grow, sorry everyone who relates i love you.
Im valid to get a disability parking placard and again I talk shit because I’m approved but nervous I’ll be confronted and itll be a week of my energy.

1 month ago 1 1 1 0

Girl. I also am like pardon my actual ass? L2-6 herniated enough for a Canadian to get injections but I have to choose my fave pain (I’m notorious for my neck/shoulders so that’s just some candy); hip and knee say fuck you too. I do find it funny I have to after a decade be like yeah I’m not lying.

1 month ago 1 0 0 0
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a man is asking a woman why , why would you do that . ALT: a man is asking a woman why , why would you do that .

Nooooo. Goddamn. Why they do this to us?

1 month ago 2 0 1 0

I feel this with my heart and soul (and infuriatingly my hip and knee who said they want to join the party. Fuckers there is no party do not pass go do not collect your $200 sandwich from the grifters. Body please don’t be the worst.)

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Large black cat with a hugs belly, happily laying on its back with legs splayed wide, thrilled with himself from the look and the pets

Large black cat with a hugs belly, happily laying on its back with legs splayed wide, thrilled with himself from the look and the pets

I am Yoshi. I’m a naughty naughty bad boy that despite my bells and being an indoor cat I’m Mr Murderthebirdz can’t stop won’t stop and I manspread to boot

1 month ago 9 4 0 0

Is it funny to Venezuela and Iran too? Get to fuck.

1 month ago 2 0 0 0
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it’s pathetic & embarrassing to see people I respected being like “oh Canada and Europe dunking on us?”

Yes. You warmongering fucks.Thanks for fucking everything up, again. FYI our sovereignty is not a joke. The way the pants would be shat if it was the other way around.

1 month ago 2 0 1 0

Refs couldn’t suck the US dick harder if they were vacuums

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I can go in for three things, leave with 15 and I’ve forgotten 2/3 of the only things I needed. At a certain point it becomes amazing.

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i can't stand baby talk and don't think it aids in a child's development so in my house we call him Winnie The Excrement

2 months ago 41 1 2 0

Let’s go Slovakia, babes!!

2 months ago 0 0 0 0

Sorry he’s not fucking perfectly eloquent, I paid to vote him as party leader for a reason

2 months ago 0 0 0 0

I paid $10 to say yes to this man, and yes to this man

2 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Avi Lewis on dealing with Trump tariff threats: "Well, first I'd call the two democratic socialists who have shared private meetings with Donald Trump, Claudia Sheinbaum in Mexico, and Zohran Mamdani from New York, and figure out how they charmed him, because that seemed to go incredibly well."

2 months ago 13 5 4 5

I am dying laughing, please continue to post the demonic angel lol

2 months ago 2 0 1 0
The dog with human eyes sitting between its two dog friends on a blue bench.

The dog with human eyes sitting between its two dog friends on a blue bench.

Me: that dog that eats souls has friends, mom.

Mom: what?

Me: that dog that eats souls has friends that sit with it.

Mom: good.

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Pic of woman with eye patch adn long red hair with headline: NY woman detained attempting to ride a horse through subway, dressed as a pirate and handing out gold chocolate coins.

Pic of woman with eye patch adn long red hair with headline: NY woman detained attempting to ride a horse through subway, dressed as a pirate and handing out gold chocolate coins.

I could fix her. But why would I want to?

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I think we can hit this goal today!

2 months ago 3 2 0 0

The way I was absolutely fuming when i finally got a Valium. Excuse me, I’m supposed to not give a fuck about anything and be having a great time whilst, and yet. I seem to give many fucks and I am NOT having a good time.

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

Sweet sugar dusted Christ that sounds amazing, soufflé French toast…I must have this. Cheesecake ice cream hybrid…i must also have this. Thank you, two new quests unlocked lol

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Plate with a tabby cat “Tom kitten” wearing a blue shirt and pants, Beatrix potter illustration

Plate with a tabby cat “Tom kitten” wearing a blue shirt and pants, Beatrix potter illustration

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Everything is a shit sandwich but if you come to my house I serve it to you on these plates *tom kitten on mushrooms fist bump*

2 months ago 2 0 0 0

Tantalizing…pls tell more of the treats im guessing a blueberry something on the end but it could be blackberry or a brand new thing I don’t even know about that I now need to eat immediately

2 months ago 1 0 1 0

“Is he still up there? NO NO DONT ACTUALLY LOOK, act natural. But he is though?”
Yup
“Still the thousand yard stare straight into the abyss”
Yup
“So it’s agreed. He can see straight into our souls and we must never look him in the eye?”
Yup
-the two dogs below

2 months ago 2 0 1 0
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A dog at my dog’s daycare. I think it used to be human before it was cursed.

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I’ve heard both “Fortunate Son” and “Born in the U.S.A.” played at various 4th of July events. I don’t think people actually understand words to songs, even if they are in their own language.

2 months ago 10 1 1 0
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I definitely heard that to tune of the Lego movie song (curses to Chris Pratt), I still hate how much I love that movie. Honey, fr, where the fuck ARE my pants. Oh I found them never mind, I just had to say it out loud, I was looking right at them!

Sending love right back 💕

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