Cmon #Phillies. Let’s put this away. No one wants free baseball at 1 am. 😂

Is there a random Zamboni driver available in Carolina? I think the #Canes could use some help…. 😸

You’re not in Maryland until you’re drinking orange crushes with blue crab adornments. #OCMD

Bluesky, meet Lou and Bobby. Their names sounded so good together, and then I realized that our new fur babies are accidentally named after Roberto Luongo. 😂 #Canucks

I just went past a smashed up printer on the side of the road and immediately thought that office space happened in real life right there.

It is most certainly margarita in the hot tub while the kid is at lacrosse practice o’clock.

Let’s. Fucking. Go. Devils!!!!!!!!!!! 😈😈😈😈😈 #NJDevils

How many times do you think they’re going to mention Haula being unliked by Canes fans before they dive deep into WHY? Because I’d enjoy seeing how they frame that one. 🙄 #NJDevils

I’m here with your Sunday evening hot take: Don’t slap Trump 47 on your home team’s jersey. Hell, don’t slap Biden 46 on it, either. It’s annoying af being annoyed at a person who roots for the same team on the front. 🙄 #NJDevils

Macklin Celebrini is a gd menace and I’m here for it. Kid is going to be a joy to watch for years. #SJSharks

Annnnnd that’s season. 😞 #Canucks

NJD getting in bc of NYI and NYR not wanting to get into the playoffs

How admin felt for the team when we clinched due to the incompetence of the teams battling for a WC spot:

#NJDevils

Yes, I have an inordinately large collection of Gritty stuffies for a Devils fan. Yes, Gritty loves the Rangers Suck confetti. Thank you, Philly!!!

#RangersSuck #NJDevils #playoffs

Ray Shero, longtime NHL executive, dies at 62 | NHL.com Was senior adviser for Wild; GM won Cup with Penguins in 2009

RIP Mr. Shero. #NJDevils

Nope, sorry, I think that’s a different Dee!

“I need to catch my breath. I need to process this one.” - John Shorthouse 😂😂😂 #Canucks

Let’s all take a moment and collectively say a little prayer (or send a little positive energy) to Ilya Sorokin ahead of today’s game. 🙏 #islanders #ALLCAPS #thegr8chase

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Me, trusting a Vancouver first period lead. #Canucks

D PETEY!!!!! #Canucks

Imma need Timo to score goal #5 in this game so we can have a hearty debate over whether it’s Timo Time or 5 Past Shesterkin. #NJDevils

Ok, PK foam rolling his ass in front of a clearly distressed Messier makes up for that nonsense, sort of. 🤣

These motherfuckers on ABC. The reaction to that goal was “a two-nothing deficit for the Rangers.” You and your awful, closed-throated fake announcer’s voice can fuck right off, McDonough. #NJDevils

Dear Wayne: Fuck all the way off.

Holy shit, Penn State!!!! 🤍🦁💙

Tater Tot is on the board! #njdevils

CAP TRICK 🎩🎩🎩 #njdevils

Nice save, Timo. 🤦🏻‍♀️

I’m really glad we were able to see that split screen of Markstrom during that four and four. #njdevils

+Eleventy billion points for the guy on Canucks radio who pronounced Palmieri Paul-me-yeti. The Italian in me recognizes you, sir. 🫡 #canucks

I feel comfortable saying I’m the only person with a Dakota Joshua jersey in this place. #Canucks