Oh hell yeah Hacks latch hook let’s go

A portrait of Deborah Vance / Jean Smart made of various beans

This had me wheeeeeezing

Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me

Oh crap, well I was quoting something I saw that I felt fit very well:

They do say millennials do anything important on a full size computer

What gets them hard? Same things or something else?

Expect Midlife Crisis posting this week as I turn 45 in days

Whole New You - Wikipedia

I honestly can't believe this album is 25 years old at this point. It came out when I was in college and I distinctly remember buying it at Borders. I keep having these "I can't possibly be this old" moments.

Anyway, it's a fantastic album. Even 25 years on.

Oh man, also: "Ow! My sperm."

It's either this or "kittens give Morbo gas"

Oh ffs

Assuming she was zero years old when we got her (no way) she is 9. But she had banged out a whole bunch of kittens before we found her so it’s anybody’s guess 🤷🏼‍♂️ also no teeth in her whole mouth

A large orange cat sleeping on a sea foam green couch

My orange loaf

Crankin hog 😍

Oh I need this

There was a huge wasp stuck behind the blinds in one of my bathrooms yesterday so until further notice my house only has one bathroom

Selling a welder and also getting a date??

Trevor Moore - High in Church - Kitty History YouTube video by The Whitest Kids U'Know

I miss Trevor Moore

www.youtube.com/watch?v=faOU...

Somehow I hadn’t seen that. Amazing. Weird the Stripper gets quoted in my house a lot.

Kash busying himself with drunkenness is about the best use of Kash Patel. You don't want him functional.

I wish more people understood how essential Plastic Hearts is.

😍

That describes a looooot of assholes in Bucks Co PA and…yeah

This feels very Martha Plimpton in 200 Cigarettes

So what I’m hearing is we just need to poison a few people and we get cheap burritos again…

Apparently un-flipping a car involves a tow truck backing into it very hard. It’s far less graceful than I imagined.

In the space of an hour a car flipped on my block while dry and sunny out, then a house caught fire one more block up. This is way more action the I’m used to seeing in my sleepy lil hood.