Ew.

Oh? You ain’t so bad.

I gotta list I go through. Sunday’s ‘bout deadbeat dad jokes. Monday’s dedicated t’being my fake.

Sure is! Turb ain’t my friend. That’s my rival. Can’t stand that little wimp. I’ve gotta be mean.

Yo daddy gone to get milk… Sucks to fuckign suck

I ain’t gonna waste my time on someone who can’t even pick their own fights. Imagine tryin’ to use yer own beat t’fight me! Hah.

Everybody’s got a dad. except for Turb. As it should be

@antisonic.bsky.social stupid fucking sonic’s in my notifications again

[ HANDS ON HEAD ]

I HAVE METAL I HAVE METAL I HAVE METAL

a man is walking past a blue monster with three eyes . ALT: a man is walking past a blue monster with three eyes .

ooooo my father loves me oooo

You want to be me so bad.

I made Turb in minecraft so I could burn it down. Great night.

Oh shit! it’s my least favorite wimp.

Yeah? And you should let me throw this giant fucking boulder at your skull

That and broke bitches. I hate the poor, Vallie.

Nah, I ain’t exactly nice. I do. That don’t mean I’m gonna take it from ya, though.

I hate minorities.

🤨 🖕

@luckofthecards.bsky.social GET THE BROOM.

Smells like old man yaoi in here. DISGUSTING.

Been missin’ me, huh? Not that I blame ya.

hey. 😏