So, I guess I’ll pitch “Star Trek: Whitey Straight Whitey Man in White Straight Man Only Space” and the current CBS/Paramount people will green light it immediately.

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

Dunkin Donuts: Sorry, we’re out of chocolate glazed.

Me: [about to lose it] No Mark, save this feeling. Use it for your art.

"everything I’ve learned about Clavicular has been against my will" thank you @ceilidhann.bsky.social

My phone decided to stop working enough for me to DD and IG, which is the only thing I can do right now. If anyone has a few shareable bux, I'd be deeply grateful. Only need 100. Hopefully I'll have it resolved soon 😮‍💨🥸
@Shannon-McGee-33

I hope they put Andrew in the Tower of London for tourists to jeer at

Jenova's Witness @babadooknukem.bsky.social I fucking love it when men ask me what kind of music I listen to. Gotta be my favorite bar question. I like to start out with the real but fake-sounding genres like "aggrotech" and if he buys that then I slowly start working my way around towards making shit up. Balkan Trap. Jizzcore. Bitch House. February 22, 2024 at 3:46 AM

The Sheep Detectives - Official Trailer (2026) Hugh Jackman, Emma Thompson, Patrick Stewart YouTube video by IGN Movie Trailers

Okay what the actual fuck this actually looks hilarious

youtu.be/ZfNLApPCa8E

@darklament.bsky.social made the Seattle Times

Alien, 1979. (Directed by Ridley Scott)

Very sad to share that our dear @isobelcarr.com is dealing with more than just a recurrence of her lymphoma. Here is a fundraiser link to help provide the care she needs. And fuck cancer.

www.gofundme.com/f/help-krist...

BBC News headline: Frankenstein is monster success at Venice film festival

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

We should beat them up again.

when I say I was on early bsky this is what I mean

Your list is all kinds of wrong for having I so far down but your first point is so correct it makes up for it and then some.

Members of a women’s soccer team are lined up wearing tshirts that say “Immigrant City Football Club”

This is super cool from the NWSL team Angel City FC, which is based in LA. They distributed these tshirts at last night’s game.

Txt: *takes one sip of coffee* The poop in my butt: [image] A dachshund peeks its head out of a hole in the snow. Underneath (suggesting the dog is saying this) is printed “Bonjour” in italic font.

I saw these meme on a reply thread and I cannot stop laughing at it.

NBC's Jacob Soboroff reports from the Los Angeles protests as law enforcement fires flash bangs NBC News correspondent Jacob Soboroff was reporting on the ground in Los Angeles when law enforcement started using crowd control tactics against protesters, including firing flash bangs. Soboroff spe...

here’s the moment LASD advanced on protestors with horses and used flash-bangs as we reported live yesterday. www.msnbc.com/msnbc/amp-vi...

YOU SHOULDN'T TARIFF A MOVIE

oh my bad, I fixed it

It's a brutal time for young men. April — 1805. Napoleon is master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him. Oceans are now battlefields.

"In her final days after her sitter was removed, an alarm on her door blared down the hall each time she opened it to ask for water, food or to go to the bathroom. One staff member called Sarah’s care dehumanizing. ". Heartbreaking.

AHSOKA: Grand Admiral Thrawn! Scary!
ANDOR: We're doing the Wannsee Conference.

This one hurts personally. Do you think if I could I wouldn't have a different Italian sandwich each day. Do you think I want to have a sad lunch my students make fun of as being "salad in a bag." IS THIS WHAT I WANTED OUT OF LIFE? OR IS THIS THE LIFE CAPITALISM DEMANDED FOR ME

Sorry I yelled ‘FINISH HIM’ at your son’s spelling bee

Stop using AI.

Yes, even just for fun.

AI is built on STOLEN images and text.

That’s right: by using it, you’re stealing from your friends. There is NOT ethical generative AI.

Bonus bullshit: it is HORRENOUS for the environment.

(Yes, even the cutesy profile photo cartoon things.)

Called my congressman who voted for the SAVE act.

Me: What documents will I need to vote if this passes?
Staffer: a DL and birth certificate.
Me: The documents don’t match
Staffer: Then a marriage certificate.
Me: Will my husband need the marriage certificate too?
Staffer: No
Me: See the problem?

bumping -- watch North of North, folks

i know the 'Irish stock market' is a real thing but it sounds vaguely racist to me. like it's what the Americans call a board behind the bar with all the drink prices on it