You, me, and a hot spring in the forest? Don’t mind if I do (you) 😎

Thank you so much! That is so kind <3

In the last 24 hours:
Filed my taxes (cried a little)
Babysitting my moms dog while she is away and my dog bit her (cried a LOT)
Half of my NYC trip cancelled on me (no crying but definitely doesn’t feel great!)
Conclusion: could use a sweet treat & a kiss on the forehead (and a million dollars)

Hey 👋

You guys, I simply cannot read one more chat gpt ass comment. I really can’t. It’s driving me nuts 😭😭😭😭

I’m in love
I’m alive
Let’s forget who we are for one night

It was!!!!

The highlight of my PNW trip was hiking Mount Rainier. Absolutely incredible and well worth the effort 😌

…?

This person literally ghosted me over 6 months ago. LMAO

It really is!!!! And especially from people who are constantly yelling about discretion and privacy- sure just give my info to a total stranger 😂😂😂 bonkers

As a matter of privacy, I don’t offer references to people I don’t know personally. I will make an exception of course in extreme cases. However, the fact that people would put you down as a reference without asking first and offering a gift for doing so is WILD to me 😂😂😂😂

Waking up next to you >

Thank you bestie! 😌

Idk guys, chasing waterfalls seems pretty cool

❤️❤️

He said ask, and you shall receive (a tasting menu)

✍️ booking form please!

I hadn’t updated since August! Thank you for this!!!! It’s there now 😍😍😍

What has been the best part of your day so far?

Bluesky, we need drafts for posts! I need to catalog my unhinged posts and save them for a rainy day!

In PDX until the end of the month, let’s share a meal ❤️

Have you ever been touched by an angel?

I love getting dolled up for you 💕

thank you my love!

Thank you angel!

Right back at you bb

Would you say I’m perfectly proportioned?

You’re too sweet!

Happy to be of assistance 😌