Sorry, your two vast and trunkless legs of stone sound more like an archaeology thing. We can take the pedestal though but the colossal wreck, boundless and bare should probably remain in situ.
moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!
An even closer close-up of PC Payphone's face.
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
(fake) Tom Scott video thumbnail featuring 1973's The Wicker Man. "Can this ritual bring their apples back?" I will be blocking anyone who makes an "oh god the bees" reference, that is a different movie not worthy of discussion.
"The Scottish island of Summerisle, home of the best fruit in Britain. The first thing you notice? No churches. The farmers here practice a fascinating form of pre-Christian worship…and I just learned I'll be playing the lead role in their annual May Day festival. First stop: my costume fitting."
There aren't many jobs in the archive sector, but there are a lot of people studying to become archivists.
This has led to the development of the combination Archivist/Ronin, a wandering historian bound to no daimyo or record office
Page one: text on black background, “WAKE UP!”. Eyes open, a baby sea turtle with an eggshell helmet says, “you need to wake up!”
Page 2: helmet turtle says to a green baby sea turtle, who is waking up out off his egg, “we need to get moving.” CRASH! A cormorant breaks through the ceiling of their nest hole. Helmet turtle says MOVE!
Page 3: “when you’re out there, beeline to the water. Don’t stop. Don’t be a hero. Godspeed.” The helmet turtle kicks baby green turtle out the hole off a cliff onto the beach below.
Page 4: baby green turtle lands on the sand. The distance between him and the water is quite large. Another baby sea turtle is being devoured by a seagull and is screaming for help.
I dreamt of the beach (1/4)
Why is Aylesbury the county town?
Some bad news from your favourite archive
A photo from the inside of a cafe.
A photo of a sign for a harbour
A photo of a beach from afar
A photo of the front porch of a small house
Some more piccies from the same roll
A colour photo of a woman shopping by some colourful clothes.
A colour photo of a harbour at low tide, the water drained.
A colour photo of a cliff with a green pole sticking out of the water.
A colour photo of some greenery.
First time playing with some 35mm colour photography, pretty happy with the results. I'm still getting my eye in as to whether these are under/over exposed and my own colour blindness probably isn't helping.
- Pentax ME Super
- Kodak 200
Grampa Simpson 'before I recognise Missouri' meme with the text changed to 'I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognise article 7 of the treaty of cateau-cambresis'.
You ever find yourself making a meme so specific that you're the only member of the target audience?
Journey's End or The End of the Beginning seem to come up a lot
A black and white image of some beach huts at night, the moon rising above the water.
A black and white image of a cottage with a pond outside of it.
A black and white image of a Fish Bar at night, the top floor illuminated
A black and white image of a sight for Lyme Regis Bowling Club, lit by a lamp at night.
First time using film, still lots to learn but this was fun for a test roll.
- Pentax ME Super
- Ilford HP5
Hey dude, sure take a seat. Want some mead? Yeah it's nothing big, don't worry. It's just me and the other thegns were talking and we think your weregild might be set a bit too high. Sorry to make it awkward between us.
It’s not a plot hole that Elmo has been 3 years old for 50 years. He was bitten by The Count, willingly. Elmo asked for the Dark Gift
ChatGPT: You’re so right, archivist. Eating the document would help preserve it using a new storage solution — one that's never been tried before in the archive sector. You wouldn't just be enjoying a cheap lunch, you would be furthering archival science for the world.
Marcus Aurelius sitting in a tent while mucking around in Germania: man maybe this shit ain't it
An image of a Dark Angels legion Space Marine in black power armour.
A black and white photograph of a fallen tree in Burnham, cracked and crumbling on the ground.
Due to popular demand, here's every Space Marine legion from Warhammer 40,000 as a document in our collection.
I: Dark Angels
Obviously, they're this photograph of a tree in Burnham. Why this photograph?
The tree has Fallen.
What do we do with duplicates?
The original and duplicate are placed in a Document Arena (or Docudome™), then we turn away from them and allow one to consume the other, unobserved. This is a double-blind trial, where we don't know which was the original. Thus, only the strongest document survives.
Going to start a band called the longer johns where we sing longest johns songs but at 0.75x speed
Going to start pronouncing 'archives' like 'achilles' just to spice things up
Written English has barely changed in 300 years. If you can read Harry Potter, you can read Robinson Crusoe (1719).
It came with the purchase so I'm glad it's a decent one!
Amazing, that's exactly the kind of review I'm glad to read post-purchase, I feel so validated
@jesawyer.bsky.social I am holding you personally responsible for the decision I have made
Doc, does this gyre look like it's widening to you?
Hustle culture? Sorry, we thought you said Hussite. Get in the war wagon.
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I have written 75 space orc first names and 36 space orc surnames. Please do with this what you will.
And here's an earlier WIP showing the bits used. The fur is sculpted with green stuff, the head is an old Grey Knight terminator and the axe head is from the 30k melee set. The base is the Warhammer World exclusive Warsmith.
